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rbregn
02-13-2005, 04:54 PM
Three women and their husbands are playing golf somewhere in the
British Isles --The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee, and, as she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
$20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
of Jesus, Aggie!
Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
Jesus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

Alistair Hosie
02-13-2005, 05:09 PM
for such aproject a real Scotsman would have borrowed a comb from the Englishman http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif Alistair

rbregn
02-13-2005, 05:22 PM
I was thinking that might be the case, but thought I should get a proffesional opinion! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

G.A. Ewen
02-13-2005, 05:26 PM
Alistair that was the funniest comeback ever.

ROTFLMAO http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

P3CIFTRET
02-13-2005, 09:11 PM
I like it even shared it with the mistress she chuckled as well thanks
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rbregn:


Three women and their husbands are playing golf somewhere in the
British Isles --The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee, and, as she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
$20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
of Jesus, Aggie!
Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
Jesus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

</font>

Joel
02-13-2005, 11:19 PM
LMAO Alistair.

Evan
02-14-2005, 02:08 AM
I will have to submit this to my scottish mother-in-law and see what she says.

He he...

egpace
02-14-2005, 03:53 AM
How about the McCoy triplets? They had interesting jobs. One worked as a "sock tucker" on the packaging line of a garment manufacturer, another as a "cork soaker" at the winery, the third was the "Real McCoy"