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ricksplace
02-26-2005, 11:02 AM
A sign in a machine shop:

THEORY is when you know how something is supposed to work, but it doesn't.
PRACTICE is when something works, but you don't know why it does.

Here THEORY and PRACTICE are combined, nothing works and nobody knows why!

JS
02-26-2005, 05:59 PM
another sign :

precision work and talking are like oil and water they don't mix

tattoomike68
02-26-2005, 06:29 PM
another sign : I HAVE NO FRIENDS , I DO NO FAVORS.

Not realy, but you had better bring beer.