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IOWOLF
03-13-2005, 09:09 PM
Why I Am So Tired!!!

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired,
which leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
which leaves 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing Bin Laden,
which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 people
who work for state and city governments
and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
which leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.

As of today, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves JUST TWO PEOPLE to do the work...

YOU and ME!!

And there you are sitting on your butt,
at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...

PSD KEN
03-13-2005, 10:22 PM
You are the Lucky one, you have a job so you can rest up.
This retirement thing is a 24/7 proposition,
zero rest.
See, I am the TIRED ONE! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif


[This message has been edited by PSD KEN (edited 03-13-2005).]

darryl
03-13-2005, 10:37 PM
Keep up the good work! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//smile.gif

precisionworks
03-13-2005, 10:45 PM
IO,

Printed this & gave it to my wife (a federal worker, er, employee). She's going to reply as soon as she returns from vacation.............

wierdscience
03-13-2005, 11:07 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by precisionworks:
IO,

Printed this & gave it to my wife (a federal worker, er, employee). She's going to reply as soon as she returns from vacation.............</font>

Ask her if she knows what a Seagull is then duck http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif