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David Hafnorske
10-28-2002, 09:09 PM
sorry just trying to figure out how these smuley face dodads work http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif :0 :confused http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//smile.gif thumbs up thumbs down http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//redface.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//tongue.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//rolleyes.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//confused.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//mad.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif

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bighammer
10-29-2002, 12:10 PM
In actuality the last two are only used when you are reaching behind your self to maby get your handkerchief' and found your pants were split an your thums went where the sun don't shine!

David Hafnorske
10-29-2002, 06:57 PM
I'll try to remember that in case it happens.

Thrud
10-30-2002, 02:24 AM
David Hafnorske:
Hey, didn't you used to star in "Night Rider" and "Boob Watch"? http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//confused.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//rolleyes.gif

Best quote:
"To this day I still puke when I change an old man's bedpan..." - Vin Diesel http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif

(he worked nights in an old folks home while waiting to be "discovered" by hollywood)

David Hafnorske
10-30-2002, 08:23 PM
Sorry Thrud that was David Hasselhoff. My last name is facticious so that when I post something stupid my comrads won't know it was really me. http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//wink.gif

Thrud
10-30-2002, 11:03 PM
David
I hate to tell you this, one's friend's are all aware what a knob one is - this makes it difficult and most imbarrasing for most when the get married. That is when they tell your new relatives the truth about your past "stupid human tricks"... http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif

docsteve66
10-31-2002, 08:24 AM
Dave H: that word "facticious" sent me to dictionary. I thought it was an error in spelling, but that it would make a useful new word, with a kind of self evident definition, useful for BS sessions. Dern if it ain't a proper word that i never seen nohow before with its own proper definition right there in Websters. Thanks for a new word. http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//smile.gif
Steve

lynnl
10-31-2002, 09:01 AM
Well, whatzit mean? ... or am I gonna have to look it up?

My dictionary shows "Factitious": not spontaneous or natural. e.g. factitious enthusiasm. (I hate when that happens!,... but that's actually factitious hatred.)

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docsteve66
10-31-2002, 06:00 PM
Lynnl: thats about what the websters says also. If some one else (snakespear probably) had not already taken rights to the word, I would define it as "built on or using facts, with enhancements to make or disprove a point". I guess we still need one more word. or is there such a word already? comments?
Steve

Thrud
11-02-2002, 01:17 AM
Steve
How about Hemoragous - "I laughed so hard my hemoroids exploded"

mike thomas
11-02-2002, 11:29 PM
Thrud, Now that paints a pretty picture. Mike

Ragarsed Raglan
11-04-2002, 07:39 AM
Reminds me of the time.....

Many years ago when my son was a 4 year old we sat down to Sunday dinner; and as 4 year olds are apt to do, he starts forking over the peas, brussels, and other assorted 'greens' on his plate to rescue the Roast beef and yorkshire puds!

In my serious tone of voice I asked him what he thought he was doing....." I don't like these " ... he replied. "Get on and eat it and stop being fastidious" I snapped back (smug in the belief that he wouldn't have understood that last word).... He pondered for a time then replied ..." No Dad...you are the Fat Idiot!"

4 year old 1, 38 year old 0 (o.g 12 mins)

RR

Thrud
11-05-2002, 03:06 AM
RR

If I had said that to my dad I would have gotten smacked with a large serving spatula - empty or not, here it comes (..or chair, pistol belt, whatever) http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif That was his training method to make me stop smaking like a pig while eating - two lessons and I was cured for life! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

Ragarsed Raglan
11-05-2002, 01:21 PM
Yea.... but I was spitting bits of my dinner all over the place. I was half livid at his insult and half bemused by his quickness of mind! The wife had to go out of the room to burst into laughter.

As for table manners I was in Detroit once with some American work colleagues when I was told that it was OK to eat one handed .....like alternately use the right hand for the fork and knife, or just ditch the knife and cut it all up with the edge of the fork and shovel away!!

Now I had a strict mother, and if I didn't eat peas off the back of my fork, and use both cutlery instruments correctly, I got a hot thick ear for the rest of the day. I tentatively looked around the restaurant we were in and said...." sorry chaps, my Mother has been passed away for the last 12 years, ....But I'm scared she just might still catch me"....

They never did understand what I was talking about!

RR

Thrud
11-05-2002, 11:03 PM
RR
I kind of figured it might have had that reaction too. Just from a child misunderstanding the word (fast idiots, fat idiots). When kids do stuff like that with me, I just laugh and explain the error of their ways. Makes for great stories when they get married! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

My oldest nephew when he was 4 got really excited when he saw a fire truck and would scream at the top of his lungs (in public) "Grammy, look! A Fruck! A Fruck!" She turned beet red every time. http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif