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John Stevenson
12-07-2005, 03:18 PM
Well went out today and bought my presents, all of them.
Best one was from me to me.
Went into travel agents and said "Wot yer got that's bin cancelled and flying out from EMA "
That's seven miles away.

So now got about two weeks in Morocco, 18th to Jan 3rd.
Now got to find me bucket and spade.

Sir John.

[EDIT] Just realised there's a lot of sand out there isn't there ?
Hope I can get my two weeks over before they deliver the cement.................

[This message has been edited by John Stevenson (edited 12-07-2005).]

Allan Waterfall
12-07-2005, 04:24 PM
Tell your Gert to take that cement mixer you bought her last Christmas just in case. http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

Allan

Norman Atkinson
12-07-2005, 04:43 PM
Cementing relations? Allan- what next?

John- go and get plastered!

Hic. Hic.

Norm

motorworks
12-07-2005, 04:57 PM
"Now got to find me bucket and spade."

Don't forget to think of your friend in NL
shoveling snow!!
have fun
e

tattoomike68
12-08-2005, 12:57 AM
our kid wants a machine gun for Christmas an "UZI", I am not kidding, top of his list.

what do you say about that?

Your Old Dog
12-08-2005, 06:51 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by tattoomike68:
our kid wants a machine gun for Christmas an "UZI", I am not kidding, top of his list.

what do you say about that?</font>

If he ain't got rags wrapped around his head than be proud of him and help him find one !!

andy_b
12-08-2005, 10:03 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by tattoomike68:
our kid wants a machine gun for Christmas an "UZI", I am not kidding, top of his list.

what do you say about that?</font>

Uzi's are legal for civilians to own in WA (last time i checked anyway). a Vector model is probably going for $4000 though, and that is the cheapest one you'll get (i haven't priced Class III stuff lately, but the price never goes down). i got something along those lines for Christmas back in 1998 or 1999. here in PA if you can get someone to sign off on the paperwork, you can own it.
http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//smile.gif

now if you just want an Airsoft one or something similar, that will be quite a bit cheaper (and you can mail order it).

andy b.

BillH
12-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Why an Uzi? I'd take an MP5. Hell, I'd love a BAR as well.

wierdscience
12-08-2005, 10:35 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BillH:
Why an Uzi? I'd take an MP5. Hell, I'd love a BAR as well.</font>

Why not an M-60.......HEAVY? http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif


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Alistair Hosie
12-09-2005, 03:13 PM
You and Gert have a nice time John, you deserve a nice break.Alistair

Your Old Dog
12-09-2005, 04:24 PM
Yeah, what Alistar said. And don't forget your tool ! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif