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thor jones
02-16-2006, 12:54 PM
Artical in the World Weekly News,"Secrect report, sun will explode in six months:. I didn't read the artical but the headline seemed to suggest that this is a bad thing. Funny part was this wasn't the main headline. Well like I said just thought you should know so you can plan accordingly.

Happy Motoring Thor.

Evan
02-16-2006, 01:06 PM
I depend on those guys for all the latest news. Do you know why the Shuttle really crashed?


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ALIENS CAPTURE TOP-SECRET NASA MOON BASE!

By PETE THERMOPULOUS
A super-secret NASA moon base -- code-named Project Prometheus -- was recently assaulted and captured by aliens, according to a high-ranking NASA official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.

NASA's little known Alien Threat Response Team, based at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, is holding around-the-clock meetings to craft a counterattack, along with a defense plan, should the aliens decide to launch further attacks against Earth itself.

NASA officials vehemently deny the story, but the agency has been abuzz with the activities on the moon.

"This situation is very troubling and has given the agency a huge black eye, though no one here will ever admit it," says one high-level source in the interplanetary affairs division.
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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/40299

torker
02-16-2006, 01:06 PM
Oh Crap! Does this mean my new solar powered yard lights may not work anymore?

lynnl
02-16-2006, 01:16 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thor jones:
Artical in the World Weekly News,"Secrect report, sun will explode in six months:. I didn't read the artical but the headline seemed to suggest that this is a bad thing. Funny part was this wasn't the main headline. Well like I said just thought you should know so you can plan accordingly.

Happy Motoring Thor.</font>

I'll bet they're banking on it happening at night so we'll never know that it was a false warning.

YankeeMetallic
02-16-2006, 01:19 PM
Like the aliens really want our technology. We just switched from analog to digital 3 years ago for Pete's sake!
With the sun gone, does that mean we will eventually turn translucent. Cooool!

dvideo
02-16-2006, 01:24 PM
Even Groucho's FBI report is less silly...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/groucho1.html

--jerry

Weston Bye
02-16-2006, 01:33 PM
Does that mean I can cancel my dentist appointment?

miker
02-16-2006, 01:50 PM
Many suns will probably reach their "use by date" in the next six months. Which star was being referred to?

Dawai
02-16-2006, 03:12 PM
Now, ya'll are jokin, but when all them black helicopters started going over my place.

I did the following:

(A) had sex one more time
(B) ate a big bowl of ice cream and hot apple pie
(C) called my father and told him I loved him.
(D) told my children I loved them
(E) decided my affairs are in order.

Hell I may just have to do all that again, I did nothing to hurt myself. I won't wait six months thou.

thor jones
02-16-2006, 03:30 PM
That really sux about the moon base. Stupid aliens think there so big, what with taking over this and impregnating that. I hate them.

If a man where to order a new Z-06 Vette think it would take more than 6 months to come in?

Happy motoring Thor

IOWOLF
02-16-2006, 04:10 PM
How about we all get new machines and get 6 months defered payments.

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Wirecutter
02-16-2006, 04:12 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thor jones:
Stupid aliens think there so big, what with taking over this and impregnating that. I hate them.</font>

And why do we always hear about abducted people here having all kinds of pokes, prods, and prostate exams? Are we to be invaded by the Protologists From Outer Space?

I guess I'll sell my stock in that solar hot water heater company and those sunscreen manufacturers.

railfancwb
02-16-2006, 04:42 PM
Try "The Year Of The Jackpot" a short story by Robert A. Heinlein.

A review: http://math.cofc.edu/faculty/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?callnumber=mf419

Reprinted in the Heinlein collection "The Menace From Earth"

Charles

TECHSHOP
02-16-2006, 05:01 PM
RAH, RAH, RAH

Pretty smart man, even if Navy.

Nomex, helmet, vest on; running toward the bunker http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

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Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there no sweeter words than "I told you so."

Carl
02-16-2006, 09:51 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Oh Crap! Does this mean my new solar powered yard lights may not work anymore?</font>

...time to open that new TANNING SALON

Evan
02-17-2006, 12:55 AM
I have already anticipated this upcoming event and have created an artists rendering of what it will look like. This image I call "2000 Degrees and Sunny".

http://vts.bc.ca/egw2000.jpg

Note: It really is mine.

Your Old Dog
02-17-2006, 05:43 AM
I'm waiting to weigh in on this one.

I want to hear what Spence has to say about it so I don't make a fool of myself.

malbenbut
02-17-2006, 06:45 AM
I think my wife is an alien she does things that are out of this world, needless to say I am over the moon.
MBB

lynnl
02-17-2006, 08:34 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Your Old Dog:
I'm waiting to weigh in on this one.

I want to hear what Spence has to say about it so I don't make a fool of myself.</font>


Ya'reckon maybe Bush or Cheney is behind it all? Probably, in cahoots with Haliburton.

Carl
02-17-2006, 02:21 PM
Evan...you forgot Slim Pickens:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/lathefan/60bae76c.jpg

wierdscience
02-17-2006, 07:22 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lynnl:

Ya'reckon maybe Bush or Cheney is behind it all? Probably, in cahoots with Haliburton.</font>

Of course you right wing neocon facist,they are behind it to do away once and for all with solar energy http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//eek.gif

Bu****ler must be stopped! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

wierdscience
02-17-2006, 07:27 PM
Laugh riot-

http://www.welcometotheasylum.com/Cooper/id68.html