View Full Version : a love story
03-09-2002, 01:58 PM
Just want to say thanks to everyone on board...
It is so refreshing to share stuff that we all have in common...
I personally don't have a lot in common with folks that I am aquanted to .....but it is sure nice to be talking about "machine stuff" with everyone...Nowhere can I talk about machining stuff to, except on this board...that is awesome..
Machinists are one of a kind, and we all need to stick by one another, because no one else really cares...
I just want to point out that i am married......(not gay)
forgive me for the "sappiness"
(i should've left out the "love", right??)
ha ha ha ha
03-09-2002, 04:14 PM
You haven't been sniffing the Dykem again have you?
Yeah, cause your still not getting my Budweiser! http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//tongue.gif (I hope you remember those commercials.)
03-09-2002, 06:14 PM
I have not been sniffing any dykem...that is why its so scary to be me....I was born this way.....
Here is a lovely poem.
milling, turning, thats my game,
good parts, bad parts, i feel no shame.,
drill that hole, ream it out.
take a tap, and some juice from a spout.
turn it left, turn it right,
the tap may break if you give it all your might
make a chicken, make a gun,
make some chips can sure be fun.
wipe that table, clean the floor.
or you will have to go home and face the
i was never a good poet...
03-09-2002, 06:41 PM
You blow my skirt right up with all that dirty talk.
Don't stop now!
03-11-2002, 01:58 PM
Oh my gawd.
03-11-2002, 03:03 PM
I have something I say to my students to keep that from happening. tell them it gets them sick and.... well....takes the lead outta their pencils. Some get it......
Copper is Red
Dykem is Blue
One smell of Trimsol
You're a machinist too.....
Are you the man who said that you had rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing? http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif
Just pullin' yore chain!
[This message has been edited by 3jaw (edited 03-11-2002).]
03-12-2002, 03:12 AM
You are the brother I never had - now stop eating the 'shrooms...
I heard this can happen when you forget to cap the ether drums in your Meth lab...
03-14-2002, 09:19 AM
Q? Whats the difference between Cosmopolitan and Model Engineers Workshop??
A. In Cosmopolitan they tell you how to achieve an orgasm.
In MEW they SHOW you how to machine one.
[ Brit humour ]
03-15-2002, 02:24 AM
I liked that! Thanks for the hoot!
So, do you think Prince "Dumbo" will ever become King? (We can only pray QE has not lost her mind yet!)