Dear Tide:
> >
> > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
> > my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in
> > my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
> > red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started
> > to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
> > in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
> > on my new white blouse!
> > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> > satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so
> > well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
> > blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
> > considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
> > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
> > suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product!
> > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
> >
> > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
> > my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in
> > my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
> > red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started
> > to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
> > in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
> > on my new white blouse!
> > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> > satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so
> > well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
> > blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
> > considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
> > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
> > suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product!
> > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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