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motorworks
07-21-2006, 05:33 PM
Do you think she really loves me?!
Got this email today:

"Dear Respectful,

I want to tell you that I really want to been relationship with
you. Though we've not met before now but it take one thing for two to
be together in unity and peaceful life, which I will like to confide in
you and also visit you as soon as possible.

I am Miss Jennifer Francis, Address:Avenue 5 lot 175 Williams
Quaters Abidjan, Coted'Ivoire West Africa.
I will be 27years old by December 17. I weigh 58kg. I am a widow, I
lost my husband recently, and I have an inheritance from my late
husband.
My late husband was an Exporter and Importerbefore he died and he
deposited
the total sum of $6.5 million us dollar in a trunck Box to a Private
security Company for safe keeping, according to my late husband, he
does not
disclose the real content as containg money but he declear it as Family
Valubales.

Before his death he told me that I should seek for a trust worlthy
person that will help me to transfer the money to his country for
investment.
I will like you to help me to transfer this box containing the money to
your
country for
investment Then I will prepare to come over to your country we can live
as family there. My type of ideal man must be the honest type, caring,
loving and forgiving as a devoted Christian. I do hate deceit and
cheating
in
all its ramifications.I do not like a man that goes after everything in
skirt.

I detest alcoholics For my hobbies: I love listening to good music,
reading of magazines,good novels, watching adventure films, swimming,
table
tennis and indoor games. I love going to holidays.
Age: Our difference in age means nothing to me as long as you love and
remain faithful to me. This is my Word Language: I speak and write
English and my native tongues fluently. I was born and bred in a
Catholic
Church. I was baptized so many years and I am a confirmed member. I
take my
holy communion also.I am a full fledged member of the church.

I will like to know more about you. I need to know more about your love
life.Your hobbies?

Feel free to ask any question that agitates your mind because I want us
to build a solid relationship. Please let me know your seriousness in
assisting to transfer this box to your country.

With all my heart,
Remain blessed.
Jennifer Francis."

motorworks
07-21-2006, 05:50 PM
After close reading I see that we will never get along:

"I do not like a man that goes after everything in
skirt.I detest alcoholics"

Oh well I must go back out on the front of the house and finish my beer.
God this hot weather brings out the best in woman...there goes one
now and she is wearing a skirt!!

Evan
07-21-2006, 05:53 PM
Let's see... There is no "Williams Quaters" in the The district of Abidjan. The ten communes as previously existed ceased to exist officially in 2001. Besides, it was the commune of Williamsville, not the Williams Quater. The city has been reorganised and no such address exists.

topct
07-21-2006, 06:00 PM
"I want to tell you that I really want to been relationship with
you. Though we've not met before now but it take one thing for two to
be together in unity and peaceful life, which I will like to confide in
you and also visit you as soon as possible."

"Before his death he told me that I should seek for a trust worlthy
person that will help me to transfer the money to his country for
investment."

"Then I will prepare to come over to your country we can live
as family there. My type of ideal man must be the honest type, caring,
loving and forgiving as a devoted Christian. I do hate deceit and
cheating."

"I detest alcoholics."

"I was baptized so many years and I am a confirmed member. I
take my
holy communion also.I am a full fledged member of the church".

"I need to know more about your love
life.Your hobbies."?

"Feel free to ask any question that agitates your mind".

john hobdeclipe
07-21-2006, 06:35 PM
She sounds like a fine, honest, upstanding young lady who hates cheating and deceit.

If you'll promise not to "go after everything in skirt" perhaps she'll maybe she'll loosen up on the alcohol restriction. Hey, you can still go after everything (female) in really tight pants, really short pants, or really no pants at all!

And the 6.5 million! Think of the tools, man. Think of the TOOLS!!!

And all of your real good friends here on this forum.

John Stevenson
07-21-2006, 07:25 PM
Hey I think I'm in with a chance.
She mentions chasing women, can't do that any more, bad leg and alcohol, well I suppose I could move over to Bud, that can't be called alcoholic but she don't mention anything about farting out loud.

On second thoughts forget it, couldn't swap over to Bud even for 6.5 mill.

.

gizmo2
07-21-2006, 07:51 PM
YUP, sounds like true love to me. She currently addresses you as 'Respectful', I bet if you send her your SS# and some cash you can be on a first name basis. But 6 and a half million??? I bet it ain't over 4 million. Those South African widows have been known to exaggerate.

Evan
07-21-2006, 08:10 PM
I was born and bred in a Catholic Church.

Hmmm. They must have a bit more interesting Mass there than here.

nheng
07-21-2006, 08:41 PM
Somehow I suspect that your author looks more like this:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/thomas_files/donkey_balls.jpg