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12-31-2006, 06:27 PM
Request to be illegal

From an MD. resident to his senator

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes

309 Hart Senate Office Building

Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of

the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask

for your assistance. I have contacted the Department

of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the

process for becoming an illegal alien and they

referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my

status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the

bill which was recently passed by the Senate and

for which you voted.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is

accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in

the United States for five years, all I need to do

to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and

income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a

good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get

the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here

legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited

about the prospect of avoiding two years of

taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any

way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?

This would yield an excellent result for me and my

family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin

using the local emergency room as my primary

health care provider. Once I have stopped paying

premiums for my medical insurance my account figures

I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in

gaining illegal status would be that my daughter

would receive preferential treatment relative to

her law school applications, as well as "in-state"

tuition rates for many colleges throughout the

United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would

relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's

license and making those burdensome car

insurance premiums. This is very important to me given

that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the

process to become illegal (retroactively if

possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I

would be most appreciative. Thank you for your


Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin

Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal

Revenue Service


:) dunno if true..but funny anyway

12-31-2006, 06:46 PM
lol sighn me up,seems like a great deal.:D

12-31-2006, 07:08 PM

I love it!

12-31-2006, 08:06 PM
Yea , Thats a good one , so sad it is true.

Paul Alciatore
12-31-2006, 11:09 PM
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.......

When it it our turn?????

Forrest Addy
12-31-2006, 11:33 PM
Isn't this a machine shop message board? I dunno, maybe I stumbled onto a rant blog.

Please, you with political messages that have to be shared regardless of partisanship, eMail them to a like minded friend or find a political board to post them on. This is not the place.

12-31-2006, 11:53 PM
He forgot to add being able to have a 14/yo wife and three kids:D