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pntrbl
12-05-2007, 11:38 PM
Was cruisin' Craigslist and saw this ....

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/tls/499282812.html

Wonder what HE did?????

SP

speedsport
12-05-2007, 11:42 PM
I think maybe it was he didn't do, like maybe give her some money to buy Xmas presents with.

dp
12-05-2007, 11:48 PM
Torker?
:D

JRouche
12-06-2007, 12:16 AM
LOL.. Kinda sounds like my wife. And she will give it away for nothin. If I croak look for an inexpensive, practically free Monarch 10EE. Haa JRouche

Dawai
12-06-2007, 12:42 AM
There are a couple who actually call from time to time to check on my marital status and my health.

I can see it now, the picture of the purple roadking in the "personal ad". (replacement) I asked her why she has so much insurance on me? Her reply, so I can finish the house.
Is it a threat? or a promise? I'll haint the shop.

Ian B
12-06-2007, 05:58 AM
Reminded me of this one:

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/pictures/6294/

Ian

BadDog
12-06-2007, 06:10 AM
LOL.. Kinda sounds like my wife. And she will give it away for nothin. If I croak look for an inexpensive, practically free Monarch 10EE. Haa JRouche
Hey J, here is a nice cup of tea. Drink up and enjoy! Don't worry about that hint of apples... :eek:

IOWOLF
12-06-2007, 06:15 AM
There are so many spammers on Craigslist that a "too good to be true" ad usually is.
There was a JD compact tractor like new for $3000 locally but it was in Florida then it was in So.Dakota, same pic. same price.

Then the SPAM started showing up.

Benesesso
12-06-2007, 08:11 AM
>"Hey J, here is a nice cup of tea. Drink up and enjoy! Don't worry about that hint of apples.."<

Hmmm, I thought HCN smelled like almonds.<g>

BadDog
12-06-2007, 12:23 PM
Hehe, that'll work too I guess. But I thought it was apples for typical cyanide compounds. Maybe confusing with something else, not exactly an area I've "studied". :D

Anyway, drink up J... ;)

Edit: Just did some reading, and it looks like I confused the scent with the "Apple seeds have cyanide and are deadly" myth (the do, but too little to hurt a human in any reasonable consumption).

macona
12-06-2007, 02:23 PM
Your thinking of the fact that apple seeds have a tiny bit of cyanide in them.

Dawai
12-06-2007, 06:37 PM
Bad dog:

Okay.. these southern women, They'll put a spider in your soup. All spiders are poisonous.

boslab
12-06-2007, 06:46 PM
>"Hey J, here is a nice cup of tea. Drink up and enjoy! Don't worry about that hint of apples.."<

Hmmm, I thought HCN smelled like almonds.<g>
it does smell of almonds, but the funny thing is that there is CN in apple pips.
mark

Pete H
12-06-2007, 07:48 PM
I had read some years ago about a bloke who really liked to crunch apple seeds. But there were only a few seeds in each apple, so he saved up about a teacupful. Ate them all at a sitting, and croaked from the cyanide.

"Moderation in all things... including moderation"

Pete in NJ :o