Over the last three weeks I keep getting this same email.
>
>Did you receive the e-mail which I sent to you recently (copied
>here-below)?
>
>Please confirm since I have had problems lately with emails
>intercepted by spam-filters set too high.
>
>Cordially,
>
>Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
>
>[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
>
>I am Dr. Marc Schneider and I work for Global Vibration Inc. in
>Washington DC ( Tel: 1 202-787-3989 ) - I would like to speak with the
>person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact?
>Who should I speak to??
>
>In fact, after visiting http://www.xxxxxxxxxe.co.uk, I have noticed that
>your website
>cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested it on Hispanic
>search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines, etc.) Our
>company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28
>languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL
>in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a
>true international online presence by promoting your website on
>foreign search engines.
>
>Let us show you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web
>without having to translate your website: It is not necessary to
>translate your website in order to submit to foreign search engines,
>however, you need to have at least 1 page in Japanese optimized with
>Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to submit to Japanese search
>engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with Spanish keywords in
>order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so on...
>
>I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which will
>explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines
>with only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or
>copy-paste it into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo
>
>From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish
>to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when searching
>with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.
>
>Please call me at 1 (202)-787-3989 or email me and let's work on
>giving your website the true international exposure which it deserves
>to have with foreign native online users!!
>
>Regards,
>
>Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
>
>[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
>_____________________
>
>GLOBAL VIBRATION INC.
>
>1250 Connecticut Ave N.W. Suite 200
>
>Washington, DC 20036 USA
>
>TEL: 1(202)-787-3989 - FAX: 1 (202)-318-4779
>
>http://www.mplw.net
> :
>
>Multilingual Search Engine Promotion Services since 1999.
>
My reply was as follows :-
***************
Yes we did receive your email, many times.
However I am at a loss to put faith in anyone who offers to give me
world wide exposure and can't handle something as simple as email.
Let me point you to a few technological advances of the last few
centuries besides email.
The Royal Mail traces its history back to 1516, when Henry VIII
established a "Master of the Posts", a post which eventually evolved
into the office of the Postmaster General. The Royal Mail service was
first made available to the public by Charles I on July 31, 1635, with
postage being paid by the recipient, and the General Post Office (GPO)
was officially established by Charles II in 1660.
The 'Electric Speaking Telephone' was invented by Alexander Graham
Bell in 1876.
But ironically the first fax machine was invented by Scottish mechanic
and inventor Alexander Bain. In 1843, 33 years before the telephone,
Alexander Bain received a British patent for “improvements in
producing and regulating electric currents and improvements in
timepieces and in electric printing and signal telegraphs”, in
laymen's terms a fax machine.
The private postal card was developed by John P. Charlton of
Philadelphia in 1861 for which he obtained the copyright which was
later transferred to H.L. Lipman. The cards were adorned with a
small border and labeled "Lipman's Postal Card, Patent Applied For".
They were on the market until 1873 when the first Government Postcards
appeared.
Condoms were invented in early Roman times but the first recorded use
was in the 16th century in Italy when Gabriele Falloppio wrote a
treatise on syphilis. The earliest documented strain of syphilis,
first appearing in a 1490s outbreak, caused severe symptoms and often
death within a few months of contracting the disease. Fallopio's
treatise is the earliest uncontested description of condom use: it
describes linen sheaths soaked in a chemical solution and allowed to
dry before use. The cloths he described were sized to cover the glans
of the penis, and were held on with a ribbon. Fallopio claimed that an
experimental trial of the linen sheath demonstrated protection against
syphilis.
Now you might wonder what condoms have to do with technological
inventions ?
Well these are used by pricks who can't master the first
five inventions above.
.
>
>Did you receive the e-mail which I sent to you recently (copied
>here-below)?
>
>Please confirm since I have had problems lately with emails
>intercepted by spam-filters set too high.
>
>Cordially,
>
>Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
>
>[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
>
>I am Dr. Marc Schneider and I work for Global Vibration Inc. in
>Washington DC ( Tel: 1 202-787-3989 ) - I would like to speak with the
>person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact?
>Who should I speak to??
>
>In fact, after visiting http://www.xxxxxxxxxe.co.uk, I have noticed that
>your website
>cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested it on Hispanic
>search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines, etc.) Our
>company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28
>languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL
>in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a
>true international online presence by promoting your website on
>foreign search engines.
>
>Let us show you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web
>without having to translate your website: It is not necessary to
>translate your website in order to submit to foreign search engines,
>however, you need to have at least 1 page in Japanese optimized with
>Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to submit to Japanese search
>engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with Spanish keywords in
>order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so on...
>
>I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which will
>explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines
>with only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or
>copy-paste it into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo
>
>From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish
>to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when searching
>with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.
>
>Please call me at 1 (202)-787-3989 or email me and let's work on
>giving your website the true international exposure which it deserves
>to have with foreign native online users!!
>
>Regards,
>
>Marc Shneider, Ph.D.
>
>[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
>_____________________
>
>GLOBAL VIBRATION INC.
>
>1250 Connecticut Ave N.W. Suite 200
>
>Washington, DC 20036 USA
>
>TEL: 1(202)-787-3989 - FAX: 1 (202)-318-4779
>
>http://www.mplw.net
> :
>
>Multilingual Search Engine Promotion Services since 1999.
>
My reply was as follows :-
***************
Yes we did receive your email, many times.
However I am at a loss to put faith in anyone who offers to give me
world wide exposure and can't handle something as simple as email.
Let me point you to a few technological advances of the last few
centuries besides email.
The Royal Mail traces its history back to 1516, when Henry VIII
established a "Master of the Posts", a post which eventually evolved
into the office of the Postmaster General. The Royal Mail service was
first made available to the public by Charles I on July 31, 1635, with
postage being paid by the recipient, and the General Post Office (GPO)
was officially established by Charles II in 1660.
The 'Electric Speaking Telephone' was invented by Alexander Graham
Bell in 1876.
But ironically the first fax machine was invented by Scottish mechanic
and inventor Alexander Bain. In 1843, 33 years before the telephone,
Alexander Bain received a British patent for “improvements in
producing and regulating electric currents and improvements in
timepieces and in electric printing and signal telegraphs”, in
laymen's terms a fax machine.
The private postal card was developed by John P. Charlton of
Philadelphia in 1861 for which he obtained the copyright which was
later transferred to H.L. Lipman. The cards were adorned with a
small border and labeled "Lipman's Postal Card, Patent Applied For".
They were on the market until 1873 when the first Government Postcards
appeared.
Condoms were invented in early Roman times but the first recorded use
was in the 16th century in Italy when Gabriele Falloppio wrote a
treatise on syphilis. The earliest documented strain of syphilis,
first appearing in a 1490s outbreak, caused severe symptoms and often
death within a few months of contracting the disease. Fallopio's
treatise is the earliest uncontested description of condom use: it
describes linen sheaths soaked in a chemical solution and allowed to
dry before use. The cloths he described were sized to cover the glans
of the penis, and were held on with a ribbon. Fallopio claimed that an
experimental trial of the linen sheath demonstrated protection against
syphilis.
Now you might wonder what condoms have to do with technological
inventions ?
Well these are used by pricks who can't master the first
five inventions above.
.
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