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Peter N
10-28-2009, 08:00 PM
I was doing some random machine tool browsing and stumbled across this on the (German) Optimum machines site:

http://www.optimum-machines.com/current-information/news/details/news/552/index.html

It's a downloadable 'shop' :D calendar, apparantly available one month at a time. This one is obviously the October page.

Enjoy :)

John Stevenson
10-28-2009, 08:12 PM
God it's ugly, mind you most of the German bints are.

We used to go racing, combined vintage bike and car meet at Nurnburgrink and the 'accessories' that went with the vintage race cars wouldn't even get seat room back home on a double decker bus.

I bet that one got thrown out of the SS for cruelty.

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Evan
10-28-2009, 08:41 PM
God it's ugly, mind you most of the German bints are.


I noticed that right away the times we were in Germany. What's up with that? It wasn't until we got to Heidelberg that the scenery improved because of the international students. When we made it to Denmark it was entirely different, far easier on the eyes there.

John Stevenson
10-28-2009, 08:48 PM
Evan, when they were born, instead of turning them over and slapping their arses they held them wrong way up and slapped them across the face.

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Dragons_fire
10-28-2009, 09:10 PM
if you change the link from Kalender_10.jpg to any other number you can see all the other months... just remember the leading zero when going anything below 10. and for some readon i cant get january

JCHannum
10-28-2009, 09:17 PM
Did you notice the bandsaw? It looks like the typical Chicom 7 X 12 bandsaw sold by Jet and others. In the description it makes a point of stating the motor switch is made in Germany. Do you suppose they are being inundated with the Chicom machines as well?

lazlo
10-28-2009, 09:33 PM
Did you notice the bandsaw? It looks like the typical Chicom 7 X 12 bandsaw sold by Jet and others.

Jim, you most definitely get the hardcore machinist award. Given a picture of a half-naked woman on a bandsaw, he notices that its a Chinese bandsaw :)

September is especially nice, but I don't think I'd want to meet either of those women in a dark alley :p

boslab
10-28-2009, 09:40 PM
not enough alcohol in the pub to improve that bandsaw, thankfully it has a reliable switch...., what women, i didnt see any.
saying that i saw star treck voyager the other night, ol gerry ryan looked a bit tutonic dont you think, i think i'll stick to catalogues instead of calenders
ein beer, danker
mark

Carld
10-28-2009, 10:23 PM
:eek: well ahh, they aren't fat :rolleyes:

Orrin
10-28-2009, 11:57 PM
God it's ugly, mind you most of the German bints are.
Huh?

Orrin

lenord
10-29-2009, 12:05 AM
Bint` may be: * The Arabic word for 'daughter', see ibn. * A slang word in the United Kingdom, a derogatory term for a woman (and sometimes men). Usage varies with a range of harshness from 'bitch', referring to a disagreeable and domineering woman, to only a slightly derogatory term for a young woman. The latter being associated more with usage in the West Midlands. It is unclear whether it entered the English language as a loan of the Arabic ...</U></I>

The woman in the calendar link isn't that bad ? !!!

Lenord

Falcon67
10-29-2009, 01:03 AM
Nice girl, looks like Chicom machinery in the back ground. The Saw is a 4X6 HF model painted white. I noticed that..2nd.

Fasttrack
10-29-2009, 01:27 AM
Nice girl, looks like Chicom machinery in the back ground. The Saw is a 4X6 HF model painted white. I noticed that..2nd.

:D Same here. I was all excited. I thought I was going to see tits and some heart racing German machinery. Well I saw tit, anyway ...

motorcyclemac
10-29-2009, 02:10 AM
Nicely listed below in order for those of you that haven't seen them all...

I don't know what you guys are talking about... I am German ...and I wouldn't kick 'em outta the sack for eating crackers. Maybe my German eyes see them different..

Cheers
Mac.



http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_02.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_03.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_04.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_05.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_06.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_07.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_08.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_09.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_10.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_11.jpg

http://www.optimum-machines.com/fileadmin/Produkte/Optimum/Kalender/Kalender_12.jpg

rantbot
10-29-2009, 02:23 AM
I doubt there's much of Teutonic origin there. I suspect both the tools and the girls are outsourced.

motorcyclemac
10-29-2009, 02:25 AM
I doubt there's much of Teutonic origin there. I suspect both the tools and the girls are outsourced.


Sigh!.. party pooper. :-)

Cheers
Mac.

dp
10-29-2009, 02:31 AM
What is the German word for skank?

motorcyclemac
10-29-2009, 02:42 AM
schmutzig hure :-)

Cheers
Mac.

John Stevenson
10-29-2009, 04:28 AM
The woman in the calendar link isn't that bad ? !!!

Lenord

Anyone has a right to be ugly but these are abusing the privilege :D

Think about it models are supposed to be the best of the best, where does it leave the rest ?

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malbenbut
10-29-2009, 04:57 AM
It must be warm where they are to wear such skimpy nighties. My wifes is made of thick flannelling , its down passed her knees and halfway down the stairs.
MBB

pressurerelief
10-29-2009, 09:05 AM
What is up with the heavy eye makeup? Reminds me of the Halloween chick Elvira or my daughters friends in the pre teen days. Looks like they have not slept in days.

mochinist
10-29-2009, 09:21 AM
May looks like an ex that was a lot of fun:)

jimmstruk
10-29-2009, 10:25 AM
It would seem to me only fair that those persons bashing the calender girls should post pictures of really good looking ones!!! JIM

rockrat
10-29-2009, 10:54 AM
Hop into your wayback machine to 1952.
Click the photo for more.
http://www.animationarchive.org/pics/petty01.jpg (http://www.animationarchive.org/2006/05/media-george-pettys-ridgid-tools.html)

Or stay in the now.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f379/ModelCD/RidgedToolsCalendar300wide.jpg (http://www.ridgid.com/Tools/Calendar/)

2 months to one photo? Thanks economy.

rock~

malbenbut
10-29-2009, 11:26 AM
Yeah! you got to be Ridgit when it comes to screwing.
MBB

oil mac
10-29-2009, 11:40 AM
Dont knock it till you have tried it ! If i order an Optimum machine tool, Would one of those girls come over to teach me how to operate it?
Damn, Iforgot i cant speak German, Would have to phone Alistair to translate for me

Peter N
10-29-2009, 11:48 AM
Damn, Iforgot i cant speak German...

I don't speak much, but I've found that using " Darfe mir ein ficken bitte" can often produce astonishing results......

Peter

cuslog
10-29-2009, 12:08 PM
Hey;
I'm just thankful that someone still has the guts to produce a titty calendar.
The political correctness nazis have scared most companies away from that.
Good on em !

rockrat
10-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Hey;
I'm just thankful that someone still has the guts to produce a titty calendar.
The political correctness nazis have scared most companies away from that.
Good on em !

Ok, I just have to note that us praising the German gals in the tool calendar and then turning the phrase "political correctness nazis" in the same thread strikes me as.... strangely funny.

I wouldnt kick the Optimum tool girls out of my bed, its alright to have a non airbrushed who-ha hanging around here on a calendar.


rock~

rantbot
10-29-2009, 04:17 PM
Those girls should definitely be wearing something they ain't - safety glasses.

cuslog
10-29-2009, 04:30 PM
Sorry,
No offence intended toward our German friends but it seems to me that the "PC police" have taken away too many of our highly valued freedoms.
Like "titty calendars".

Greg Parent
10-29-2009, 04:36 PM
My buddy has a 25 year old 'pinup' calendar in his shop. The good old days he says.

rantbot
10-29-2009, 06:33 PM
My buddy has a 25 year old 'pinup' calendar in his shop. The good old days he says.
If he can hang on another three years or so, the dates will be correct again, and he'll have an excuse (or, rather, another excuse) to reuse it.

madman
10-29-2009, 06:38 PM
They still havent figure out how to sell stuff.

Alistair Hosie
10-29-2009, 07:12 PM
She doesn't look too bad from here:DAlistair P.S. I had 5 years with German women very lovely they were too.Not as nice as Bronwen of course.

John Stevenson
10-29-2009, 07:24 PM
She doesn't look too bad from here :D Alistair

From here ??????????

'Here' is numpteen miles north of the border and with your eyesight you might as well be looking at a stag............

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aboard_epsilon
10-29-2009, 09:29 PM
some are ugly

some are not

http://www.vipwallpaper.com/data/media/67/Claudia_Schiffer_036.jpg

all the best.markj

spope14
10-29-2009, 10:17 PM
I hope this is the sales staff, I need some new machines and am willing to talk.

wierdscience
10-29-2009, 10:24 PM
Well aren't they Mostly the same with the lights off and on pay day?:rolleyes:

I like Mitutoyo better-

http://www.mitutoyo.co.uk/MitProd/mtopr.nsf/UNIDS/0F17F5A94ADFD0CD00256ABC0041FE79!Opendocument