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JCHannum
11-02-2009, 10:31 PM
This guy has an interesting hobby;

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2707453/Doctor-weds-dowdy-girl-then-builds-himself-his-ideal-wife.html

Kind of like restoring a 10EE I guess.

doctor demo
11-02-2009, 10:42 PM
In the event of a divorce, how would they divide the assets (silicone) ? Remove 50% or make her pay for half of the cost of improvements.

Steve

andy_b
11-02-2009, 10:45 PM
or in this case about a 36F. :)

andy b.

Tony Ennis
11-02-2009, 10:47 PM
Disgusting.

Joel
11-02-2009, 10:56 PM
Reading the Sun? Your scaring me Jim. :p

Ken_Shea
11-02-2009, 11:16 PM
Kind of like restoring a 10EE I guess.

Not hardly,
60 years from now and taken care of that 10EE will still be beautiful for someone, she, on the other hand will be an 85 year old wrinkled hag still trying to look 25.

I'd prefers a 10EE any day.

NiftyNev
11-03-2009, 02:57 AM
She's still ugly!

Nev

Paul Alciatore
11-03-2009, 03:41 AM
Sick! They are both shallow people.

Besides, I never did like silicon curves. You can't improve on the creator.

John Stevenson
11-03-2009, 04:32 AM
She's still ugly!

Nev

She's German, it's the way they work.
Take a Voltswagen, stretch it, add 2 tones of unwanted complications and you have a Merc.

Have you noticed that because of the legislation after WWI that forbid them to make weapons of war the easiest way for the allies to achieve this was for them to remove all the rulers in Germany hence nothing they make or do has any straight lines in the design. :rolleyes:

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A.K. Boomer
11-03-2009, 08:41 AM
In the event of a divorce, how would they divide the assets (silicone) ? Remove 50% or make her pay for half of the cost of improvements.

Steve


What do you mean "in the event"

it's inevitable ---------- Its so stupid, yes he does seem to do "nice work" but he should have just bought one of those blow up dolls, some of those look just about as hot and I bet have a better personality - although maybe with her he's found his perfect match, I hate silicon boobs no matter how nice they look, anyone who puts a squeeze sack of that toxic crap in their body has the brains of a moron --- any "doctor" who does it should have it injected directly into his/her veins. people are idiots.

JCHannum
11-03-2009, 08:47 AM
Reading the Sun? Your scaring me Jim. :p

No, I ran across it in a link on another site.

It does present some food for thought though. Could this become the next reality show ala Orange County Choppers? "Let's go for a ride" could take on a new meaning.

lazlo
11-03-2009, 09:13 AM
Sick! They are both shallow people.

I agree, they both need help, but (cosmetic) plastic surgery always struck me as an odd profession. I mean, going through 8 years of college, and 5 years of surgical residency to do boob jobs?

I'm specifically talking about surgeons who specialize in elective, cosmetic surgeries. There are plastic surgeons who specialize in devastating injuries or birth defects, who obviously have their head screwed on right...

JCHannum
11-03-2009, 09:29 AM
I have a friend and good customer down the road who is a plastic surgeon. His speciality was reconstructive surgery. He is retired and has gotten involved in HSM and woodworking. He has quite a nice shop.

He started a practice in a local business complex using the name of the complex to identify the practice. The practice is Arrowhead Plastic Surgeons Inc. It would give me pause for thought.

RancherBill
11-03-2009, 10:50 AM
We were in Las Vegas in February. We were at a dinner theater show. There was an absolute drop dead gorgeous Barbie girl at our table with a good looking guy.

The actresses came out and were talking with the audience one on one. She started talking with Barbie and they got on the topic of boob jobs. "Oh my husband, a plastic surgeon, did it", the guy at the table. It was a pretty open discussion with stuff like "do they feel real?" "Sure, feel them." The Doc said I can fix you too. They were from the same area of the country and he gave her his business card and the actress would be going to see him in a month or so.

It was funny watching the same conversation my wife and myself had different opinions. I thought the conversation was HOT and that Barbie was smoking hot. My wife thought it a disgusting display by a couple of sluts. Go figure.

I thought it was ideal, you date and find somebody with brains, personality and you can love and then fix the appearance, instead of having to search for all four things.:D :)

rode2rouen
11-03-2009, 10:59 AM
60 years from now and taken care of that 10EE will still be beautiful for someone, she, on the other hand will be an 85 year old wrinkled hag with a nice set of titties.




Fixt it for you!


Rex

John Stevenson
11-03-2009, 11:00 AM
I thought it was ideal, you date and find somebody with brains, personality and you can love and then fix the appearance, instead of having to search for all four things.:D :)

Well I've been fixing machinery for years but none finished up looking like that, must admit though I had a couple of close calls with top heavy lathes ..........

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gnm109
11-03-2009, 11:13 AM
Somehow I don't think that marriage is going to last. Also, he might well have sewed her mouth shut while he was at it.

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deeman
11-03-2009, 11:13 AM
What about a zipper sewn in for the mouth.

I see we were typing at the same time gnm109...great minds think.......guess tie goes to the runner

MichaelP
11-03-2009, 11:32 AM
My wife thought it a disgusting display by a couple of sluts. Not really. It was just one slut. The husband.

lynnl
11-03-2009, 12:48 PM
What shocked me was the statement "....Since her hubby's last op, Cany has had a secret fourth boob job...."

My God!, wasn't two enough? I mean really..., there's hardly room for the 3rd one.

John Stevenson
11-03-2009, 01:37 PM
What shocked me was the statement "....Since her hubby's last op, Cany has had a secret fourth boob job...."

My God!, wasn't two enough? I mean really..., there's hardly room for the 3rd one.

I know, someone asked me if I fancied a bit on the side, What ? :confused: no one told me they had even moved it :eek:
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