View Full Version : Now THIS is really worrying !!!!

John Stevenson
12-13-2009, 06:07 AM
There seem to be plenty of pandemics around these days, However most of them seem to either be somewhere else, or not as bad as first thought, so I'm not really bothered about swine flu. Here's my concern...

3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow - Mad Cow disease.
2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird - Avian flu.
This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig - Swine flu.
Next year is the year of the cock...

Anybody else worried?


Forrest Addy
12-13-2009, 06:14 AM
Not me. Never use it anyway. It's more of a shriveled artifact from yesteryear than functioning apparatus; memorabilia. Should cock flu become pandemic the disease potential I carry should amount to no more than a sniffle.

Your Old Dog
12-13-2009, 06:22 AM
It's been here already :D Now when I feel the need I use a crowbar from Sears to get it up.

12-13-2009, 07:51 AM
i look at things from a point of what makes sence to me,

the world as we know it is soon to come to and end , it does suck that this could very well take place and in fact looks like it will in my time, but thats life..

the cock flue now thats original for sure, so are the others how they seem to name them ,

12-13-2009, 09:38 AM
If you fear you might be suffering from cock flu perhaps you need to see your doctor for a rooster booster.

http://godsofsteroids.com/images/viagra.jpg :D

12-13-2009, 10:11 AM
rotflmao http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-033.gif

Best one I have heard for a month.


12-13-2009, 10:22 AM
:eek: I wonder is that is what Tiger Woods has. Could he be causing a world wide pandemic?

12-13-2009, 11:11 AM
As long as I dont get the 'up' variant as I've suffered that in the past and I dont like it!


12-13-2009, 11:17 AM
As if that weren't worrying enough, I hear that they've identified a new disease they're calling chirpies.

Yes, it's a canarial disease.

And the worst part is, at this point there's no tweetment.

Allan Waterfall
12-13-2009, 12:59 PM
Will there be a female variant ?:D


12-13-2009, 01:28 PM
Will there be a female variant ?:D

Nope, there's no year of the cat.

John Stevenson
12-13-2009, 01:54 PM
Will there be a female variant ?:D


Closest will be called PMS, they wanted to call it mad cow disease but that name was taken...........


12-13-2009, 05:09 PM
Well you scared me ... Im off to the Docs this week to let him look at the Boy up close. Ill let you know what happens Thanx John a Bunch .

12-13-2009, 05:16 PM
It's going to be a relative of bird flu- and it will make your member turn a nice shade of blue- cockateal.

12-14-2009, 07:06 AM
Mine points towards my navel when I stand on my head but it gives me a headache.