View Full Version : why men prefer guns over women

03-14-2010, 11:12 PM
Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


03-14-2010, 11:23 PM
Some men prefer men over women.

Think about it.

There are more old men that carry on like old women than there are old (or any) women who carry on like old men.

Think about that too.

03-15-2010, 01:08 AM
Tiffie,Don't pay too much attention to the puppy. They leave their teens, they decide they can repeat all the Groucho Marx and Johnny Carson jokes they learned from their parents.

Johnnie Carson said it would have been cheaper to kill his wife than to divorce her.

Some men do prefer men, and some women do prefer women. I don't know that old men actually act like old women. If you mean that old men tend to be neat, mebbe so. Not a rule. I am an old man and I am a slob. Not dirty, just not organized. Cartoon in the paper today has a home office guy saying that he is "floorganized", stuff all over the place.



03-15-2010, 01:31 AM
And some manly men like to put their hair up and skip out on the town in their polka dot dresses.


03-15-2010, 02:38 AM
Is that what they mean when they say they are "(feeling) in the pink"?