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Forrest Addy
04-18-2010, 02:09 AM
Truism: An undoubted or self-evident truth; a statement which is pliantly true; a proposition needing no proof or argument...

A cobbler's kids usually run barefoot.

A carpenter's house is likely to fall apart.

The best barber is bald.

Never trust a skinny cook.

All dumbs are blonde.

With the above in mind finish this statement:

A machinist...?

darryl
04-18-2010, 02:15 AM
-screws around

quadrod
04-18-2010, 02:25 AM
mills a round peg to fit a square hole

dewat
04-18-2010, 02:32 AM
suffers from metal illness

Jim Shaper
04-18-2010, 02:37 AM
Works to the thousandth when an eighth will do.

darryl
04-18-2010, 03:30 AM
uses dial soap

tyrone shewlaces
04-18-2010, 03:48 AM
.. n ......

Astronowanabe
04-18-2010, 05:26 AM
...hits the tenth but is off by an inch.

MrDan
04-18-2010, 08:21 AM
...hits the tenth but is off by an inch.

Lol! That's the story of my life!

Your Old Dog
04-18-2010, 08:57 AM
makes waste.

ptjw7uk
04-18-2010, 09:16 AM
..... only does good turns!


...... is a cut above the rest!


Peter

hoof
04-18-2010, 11:13 AM
Spends fifty dollars to make a fifty cent part.

PixMan
04-18-2010, 12:37 PM
...does it with precision.

Dr Stan
04-18-2010, 12:40 PM
. . . gives more strokes per minute.

. . . drills deeper.

Paul Alciatore
04-18-2010, 01:18 PM
... is on "the cutting edge".

Oldbrock
04-18-2010, 03:16 PM
Puts a mike down and two minutes later starts a two day shop cleanup because he can't find the mike:eek: That's me, Peter

Tinkerer
04-18-2010, 03:22 PM
Truism: An undoubted or self-evident truth; a statement which is pliantly true; a proposition needing no proof or argument...

A cobbler's kids usually run barefoot.

A carpenter's house is likely to fall apart.

The best barber is bald.

Never trust a skinny cook.

All dumbs are blonde.

With the above in mind finish this statement:

A machinist...?
A machinist... Worker with what he has to proved what others need.

Never trust a machinist with smooth hands.... cause that's just an engineer.

MuellerNick
04-18-2010, 04:14 PM
... has got the nuts!


Nick

deltaenterprizes
04-18-2010, 07:10 PM
Puts a mike down and two minutes later starts a two day shop cleanup because he can't find the mike:eek: That's me, Peter

Same here, I lose the mic standing in front of the lathe! And I lose the part I am trying to copy.

Tinkerer
04-18-2010, 08:02 PM
A machinist... Lets the chips fall where they may. :D

motorworks
04-18-2010, 09:41 PM
A machinist....
knows when the chips are down he's been making money.

can do the impossible for the ungrateful.

darryl
04-18-2010, 10:03 PM
- mills around his shop, turning billet into boltit, takes the s out of scrap at times, and when he can't control his temper he might try to realign his ways.

oil mac
04-19-2010, 07:00 PM
A machinist is A precision grinder

jb-mck
04-19-2010, 10:43 PM
A machinist... Worker with what he has to proved what others need.

Never trust a machinist with smooth hands.... cause that's just an engineer.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

Toolguy
04-19-2010, 10:45 PM
Machinist - A career in making engineers look good.

Dr Stan
04-19-2010, 11:13 PM
Machinist - A career in making engineers look good.

Machinist - A career in fixing engineer's mistakes. :D

thedieter
04-19-2010, 11:33 PM
A Machinist...handed Johny Johnson a bag of chips when he reversed the ID and OD dimensions on a washer drawing.

Best regards, Jack

Walter
04-19-2010, 11:35 PM
A Machinist... is a boring fellow. ;)

Bob G
04-20-2010, 02:02 AM
A machinist can chuck up an elephant by his trunk and bore out his a** hole without using a steady rest.

oldtiffie
04-20-2010, 06:18 AM
Makes (non?)sense?

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa294/oldtiffie/Funnies/Making_sense1.jpg

oldtiffie
04-20-2010, 06:29 AM
..................... play with their tools ipso facto they are wankers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipso_facto


Wanker is also a German surname (German pronunciation: [ˈvaŋkɐ]); according to the 1990 census, "Wanker" is the 53,492nd most common surname in the United States.[7]

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

oldtiffie
04-20-2010, 06:31 AM
........................ "bump and grind" specialists.


Bump and Grind or bump-and-grind refer to various kinds of rough movement, e.g., kayaking through rapids, aggressive car racing, a slang term for sexual intercourse, etc.

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_and_grind

oldtiffie
04-20-2010, 08:18 PM
is .......................................

If a "CNC-er" using G-code:
Q Peck increment in canned cycles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-code


Peck Increments: If a peck cycle is needed while drilling a deep hole, the peck increment should not exceed 1/2 the diameter of the drill

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_drill

and:
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&source=hp&q=peck+drilling&meta=&aq=0&aqi=g4g-m6&aql=&oq=peck+dri&gs_rfai=&fp=18a51b3ed23f0245

is the Machinist - or is he not? - a "pecker head"?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pecker%20head

http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&q=pecker+head&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=pecker+head&gs_rfai=&fp=18a51b3ed23f0245

snowman
04-20-2010, 11:07 PM
Best Machinist has the smallest shop.

oldtiffie
04-20-2010, 11:31 PM
He might be Asian then?

Tim The Grim
04-21-2010, 12:42 PM
...Must pass the test of his mettle.

steverice
04-21-2010, 01:10 PM
is generally an alcoholic.

oldtiffie
04-21-2010, 07:04 PM
In which case he might be the best one to see if you are pi$$ed and broke as he just might fix you up.

Then you will both be screwed.