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Luke55
12-11-2010, 07:08 PM
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New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 x 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze.
You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold drink and, when she has the board in the right place,
just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid Fire nail gun,
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

Gravy
12-11-2010, 07:54 PM
SWMBO wants the Hello Kitty version.

bborr01
12-11-2010, 09:40 PM
I saw a video recently of a guy making art with a regular nail gun from several feet away.

I think he did a Mona Lisa in nails. He was pretty good.

Brian

Prototyper
12-12-2010, 02:21 AM
I saw a video recently of a guy making art with a regular nail gun from several feet away.

I think he did a Mona Lisa in nails. He was pretty good.

If you are referring to this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbwXUHRcrLE), it is as fake as they get! Besides the fact that the whole video looks strange, the guys are overly dramatic as they cheer him on, and the nails aren't even hitting close to where he is aiming, nails continue to appear on the board after he sets the gun down!

Cool idea, but fake as hell...

Santa
12-12-2010, 10:41 AM
Sorry kids............We (me, Mrs. Claus and the elves) had a meeting recently and have decided that we're not going to provide any of these nail guns to anyone this year. Just too many liabilities. Our insurance rates have skyrocketed over the last couple of seasons and what with the political invironment lately, we just don't need the legal problems.

We'll reconsider this at a later time, but for now, don't even bother to put it on your Christmas lists...............

However, we do have lots of "conventional" nail guns (for "normal" purposes) that are available....

Merry Christmas to all................See you in a couple of weeks.

Santa

daveo
12-12-2010, 11:16 AM
Fail

http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/nailgun.asp