View Full Version : OT: Text messaging for seniors

12-20-2010, 02:51 PM
Some of US here may need this.....

The new senior short hand. (Just in case).
>>> Since more and more Seniors are texting, tweeting & emailing there appears
>>> to be a need for a STC
>>> (Senior Texting Code).
>>> ATD: At The Doctor's
>>> BFF: Best Friend Farted
>>> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
>>> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
>>> CBM: Covered By Medicare
>>> CGU: Can't get up
>>> CGIP: Can't get IT up
>>> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
>>> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
>>> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
>>> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
>>> FYI: Found Your Insulin
>>> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
>>> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
>>> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
>>> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
>>> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
>>> LOL: Living On Lipitor
>>> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
>>> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
>>> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
>>> PIMP: Pooped in my pants
>>> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
>>> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
>>> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
>>> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
>>> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
>>> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
>>> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
>>> GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

12-20-2010, 03:40 PM
Rofl!!!! :d

12-20-2010, 07:27 PM

So, where's the senior-friendly touch pad- I can see it now, a little bump on the corner of a giant keypad is the entire electronic package. All the keys are big, and it doesn't have a built-in screen- it has a projector. You have to be near a white wall to use it.

Ok, that's what I would need anyway. :)