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Evan
02-23-2004, 07:06 PM
THE FISH THAT GOT AWAY

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" Ole replied, "No, sir!
Deese here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take deese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I
vhistle and dey yiump back into deir buckets and I take dem home."
"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.
Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don't cha know?"
"O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was really curious now.
So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"
"Vell what?" responded Ole.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?" asked Ole.
"The fish!"
"What fish?"

Maker
02-24-2004, 05:43 AM
LMAO
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Alex

Mike W
02-24-2004, 06:03 AM
That was a good one Evan!

WJHartson
02-24-2004, 07:07 AM
Have to remember that one.

Joe

Paul Gauthier
02-24-2004, 12:57 PM
Very good, LOL

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Paul G.

moldmonkey
02-24-2004, 08:51 PM
Uffda, that's a good one.

Jon