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JCHannum
06-04-2012, 10:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ICO=most_read_module

KiddZimaHater
06-04-2012, 10:24 AM
HAHAHAHAHHA ... Hilarious.
I love reading the comments from the "offended" animal lovers.
I dont think the cat minds, after all, IT'S DEAD!
When my dog dies, I'll turn her into a belt sander.:)

Mcgyver
06-04-2012, 10:28 AM
omg that is funny!

Willy
06-04-2012, 10:58 AM
With any luck someone will do the same for him.:rolleyes:

LHC
06-04-2012, 11:03 AM
Right, there's going to be no work done for the next hour as I forward this to a long list of my buddies.....

BudB
06-04-2012, 11:38 AM
Sly (whose curled up next to the keyboard watching the mouse) sez "don't do that to me Daddy!"

gcude
06-04-2012, 12:37 PM
As a cat and dog lover, I still must say that this is neat. And as untold numbers of birds have died to deliver delicious meals to our feline friends, the tables (rotors) have finally been turned. :D

38_Cal
06-04-2012, 06:48 PM
This is sooooo wrong in so many ways...and I laughed my adz off! :D :eek:

David

John Stevenson
06-04-2012, 06:57 PM
Brilliant :),
I want one.

Keep it hovering about 6 foot over the heads of next doors bastard yapping dogs.
Can you get one with a 40W laser pointer ?

lane
06-04-2012, 07:42 PM
Now that is just down right Gross. What is the world coming to.

Your Old Dog
06-04-2012, 09:47 PM
Now that is just down right Gross. What is the world coming to.

I'm with you Lane but you must understand, it's manly to hate cats.

Ian B
06-05-2012, 02:36 AM
JC,

I thought this was disgusting, how could he ever do something like that. As Lane said, gross. It's so degrading to helicopters.

Ian

Circlip
06-05-2012, 05:00 AM
He's just stuffed (bad pun) the well known best seller over here "101 uses for a dead cat".

Regards Ian.

oldtiffie
06-05-2012, 06:10 AM
Davy Crockett looked like he wore a cat-skin hat. Yeah, I know it was a coon-skin hat - but ................................

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=davy+crockett+hat&hl=en&rlz=1W1IRFC_enAU360&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CtrNT4u7LqyiiAfZlqmVDA&ved=0CJUBELAE&biw=1920&bih=818

http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&rlz=1W1IRFC_enAU360&sclient=psy-ab&q=davy+crockett+hat&rlz=1W1IRFC_enAU360&oq=davy+crockett+&aq=2&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l4.1434.2221.1.5892.4.4.0.0.0.2.277.1 062.2-4.4.0...0.0.w2lCA2bDZXA&pbx=1&fp=1&biw=1920&bih=818&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&cad=b


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett

big job
06-05-2012, 06:20 AM
My shop cat Kojak #3 is a S. Bend operator!!

BillTodd
06-05-2012, 06:59 AM
It has a tenth life!

Peter S
06-05-2012, 07:30 AM
It seems grotesque to me, why not use a toy cat - if he must.

vpt
06-05-2012, 08:22 AM
HAHAHAHA Great stuff!

lakeside53
06-05-2012, 01:08 PM
Nobody (except the FED's) would think it was bad if it was a Bald Eagle. hey... that's an idea...

Alistair Hosie
06-05-2012, 03:20 PM
I am thinking of doing that with my sister when she croaks it.She is half way there already with her legs so wide apart.:DAlistair

saltmine
06-05-2012, 03:30 PM
I don't hate cats....just don't have any use for them. And yes, I do have the book "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

The thought of making a helicopter out of one never crossed my mind....so many of my previous cats were too stupid to stay out of the street (a survival instinct most dogs have down, cold) Many neighborhood cats soon became "sail-cats". Which don't require motors or electronics to fly....just give them a hearty chuck like a Frisbee. My Golden had his own "sail-cat" until it started to reek, and I had to take it away and deposit it in the trash.
Of course, the old guy didn't make any friends with the neighbor lady when she was visiting, and her cat was doing it's best to annoy him. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, the Golden promptly grabbed it, and skillfully tossed it out an open window. The neighbor lady was horrified...But, I could swear the Golden actually was smiling....

Allan Waterfall
06-05-2012, 03:41 PM
The second picture down where he's standing behind the cat looks like he found another way of getting some satisfaction out of it.:D

Allan

Fasttrack
06-05-2012, 04:42 PM
Catocopter!

I love cats but I don't really have a problem with it. I don't see how it is any different from stuffing other animals for display. In general, I think taxodermy is a little weird, but making a catocopter is more amusing than hanging animal heads in one's house.

Mcostello
06-05-2012, 08:38 PM
Nobody has as of yet mentioned Halloween!

gnm109
06-05-2012, 10:52 PM
Excellent use of Road Kill. Waste not, want not. :p

Mcgyver
06-05-2012, 11:31 PM
In general, I think taxodermy is a little weird,

I agree, it is never something I would want to do and I think the guy's a nutbar for actually doing it and would not really want to know or have anything to do with him....still, doesn't stop me from the thinking that first picture is one of the funniest i've seen. Sick? I guess.

oil mac
06-06-2012, 01:54 AM
I must agree with Lane, It is totally gross! The guy is one sick B*****D, Sadly this sort of thing could give other sickos further food for thought, You Tube or whoever should have blanked that presentation right away

O.K. cats kill things, That is the instinct of a hunting animal, keenly honed over millenia, Cat does not know it is in our P.C. minds as a condemnation.

Any animal should recieve the same dignity in death as we the so called"superior beings" All my previous cats, dogs & other critters did Sometimes i wonder about the rest of the wonderfull Homo Sapiens on this ever becoming sicker,crueler &more debased planet!

TGTool
06-06-2012, 10:47 AM
I have several cats as companions, each with his or her own personality traits. I'm strongly for respect for animals, but that applies to them while they're living. If you aren't good to them while they're alive, no ceremonial respect to their remains will have any effect, and conversely, if they've unfortunately died as this one did, I'm not sure they'd be affronted by what their owner does afterward.

It's quirky and edgy, but what it irritates I think is just social custom or convention, not any rules of the universe. Animal heads mounted on the walls has been perfectly acceptable, though I think society is changing. I'd like to think human society is getting better, if very slowly, and maybe the unease some feel demonstrates that.

oldtiffie
06-07-2012, 03:27 AM
Brilliant :),
I want one.

Keep it hovering about 6 foot over the heads of next doors bastard yapping dogs.
Can you get one with a 40W laser pointer ?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-2154283-136EC5F7000005DC-624_634x454.jpg

John,

if that cat had been a large 'merican coon cat it would have been some big helicopter and those dogs would still be cowering and whining in their kennels even yet.


Breed description

Maine Coons are one of the largest breeds of domestic cat. Males weigh from 15 to 25 lb (6.8 to 11 kg) with females weighing from 10 to 15 lb (4.5 to 6.8 kg).[17] The height of adults can vary between 10 and 16 in (25 and 41 cm) and they can reach a length of up to 40 in (100 cm), including the tail, which can reach a length of 14 in (36 cm)[18] and is long, tapering, and heavily furred, almost resembling a raccoon's tail. The body is solid and muscular, which is necessary for supporting their own weight, and the chest is broad. Maine Coons possess a rectangular body shape and are slow to physically mature; their full potential size is normally not reached until they are three to five years old, while other cats take about only one year.[19]

In 2010, the Guinness World Records accepted a male purebred Maine Coon named "Stewie" as the "Longest Cat" measuring 48.5 in (123 cm) from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail.[20][21]


from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_cat

mike4
06-07-2012, 05:25 AM
Brilliant :),
I want one.

Keep it hovering about 6 foot over the heads of next doors bastard yapping dogs.
Can you get one with a 40W laser pointer ?
Cat Drone, pick off the little yappy ones first !!
I want one to really cheese my neighbours mongrel off.
Michael

Carld
06-07-2012, 09:44 AM
ROFLMAO, at least he still has his friend around.