View Full Version : Oh ya dats a Minnie-sota yoke or a Vis-con-sin

Gordon Campbell
03-17-2004, 10:12 PM
Ole wasn't looking where he was going and his grocery cart collided with another as he turned a corner in a Wal-Mart.
Ole says to the other guy, "Voops! I'm sorry, but I vas yust looking for my vife."
"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and I'm getting a little frustrated"
Ole: "Vell, maybe I can help you. Vhat does yer vife look like?"
Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, firm boobs, and a nice butt. What does your wife look like?"
Ole: "Neffer mind, lets's yust look for yours!"