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Black Forest
01-31-2015, 09:41 AM
You know you have been surfing HSM too much when your wife walks into your office and asks what you are doing and you reply, "watching porn" and she smiles and says, " Don't give me that crap, you are on HSM again." and walks out.

It happened to me before when I lived in Texas. I was in Dallas and the wife called and asked where I was. I thought about it and replied I was in a strip club. She said if you don't want to tell me fine but I bet you are at Northern Tool. The people that were close to me looked really funny at me when I told her I was at a strip club. When I replied, yeah yeah, busted I am at Northern Tool they all laughed especially the women with their husbands.

I need to get a life.

PixMan
01-31-2015, 09:51 AM
That was definitely cause for a LOL!

Thanks for sharing BF.

rock_breaker
01-31-2015, 12:51 PM
Also thanks for sharing, it brightens up a snowy saturday morning.

Have a good day,

Ray

mikem
01-31-2015, 05:00 PM
My wife doesn't mind me reading HSM but sometimes gets irritated if I am on Facebook. At least on HSM I am learning something!

Baz
01-31-2015, 06:07 PM
Interesting programme on the BBC last Monday. Human evolution required people to enjoy finding things like new sources of food etc so when we do find something new we get a tiny shot of endorphine (the pleasure chemical). Opening emails and looking at new posts on the forum triggers this reaction. This is also how drug addiction works. So we are all addicts on here! So when you reach for your phone just to check or log on as soon a you get home it is the same as another ciggy or joint.
Oh yes, that trip to Northern Tool or Bunnings to see what tools are new is the same as your hunter gatherer ancestor looking for berries. Just don't try and leave your scent mark on it.

John Stevenson
01-31-2015, 08:08 PM
If I was in Machine Mart [ ower version of Northern Tool / Harbour fright ] and got a phone call from the new girlfriend asking where i was it would be safer to say I was in a strip club.
For one she wouldn't believe me and for two if she though I'd gone to MM without her there would be serious trouble.

Mcostello
01-31-2015, 09:18 PM
I have trouble keeping the stores scent mark off My wallet.

oldtiffie
01-31-2015, 09:22 PM
If I was in Machine Mart [ ower version of Northern Tool / Harbour fright ] and got a phone call from the new girlfriend asking where i was it would be safer to say I was in a strip club.
For one she wouldn't believe me and for two if she though I'd gone to MM without her there would be serious trouble.

You been to obedience school John?

Pass or Fail?

Or is it a "work in progress?"

Just learn your place and remember to stay in it.

Toolguy
02-01-2015, 11:41 AM
I always say - "If you're going to be in the doghouse, make sure it's a good one!" . My doghouse is very well appointed with all kinds of fun toys!

outlawspeeder
02-01-2015, 02:41 PM
I thought I was the only one that did this. It to good to know I am in good company.

Dragons_fire
02-02-2015, 11:57 AM
I always joke with the wife about watching porn too while im surfing a few different forums. I did have an issue a few days ago when i was searching for blueing. i got a google image result and clicked the link that said it was or this bbs, and it came up with a link for adult friend finder all while my wife was looking over my shoulder...

Black Forest
02-02-2015, 12:21 PM
I always joke with the wife about watching porn too while im surfing a few different forums. I did have an issue a few days ago when i was searching for blueing. i got a google image result and clicked the link that said it was or this bbs, and it came up with a link for adult friend finder all while my wife was looking over my shoulder...

Maybe your wife was surfing earlier!

daryl bane
02-02-2015, 12:46 PM
But... Dallas does have some mighty fine strip clubs...just sayin.

Black Forest
02-02-2015, 12:52 PM
But... Dallas does have some mighty fine strip clubs...just sayin.

Oh yeah!

RichR
02-02-2015, 01:17 PM
... clicked the link that said it was or this bbs, and it came up with a link for adult friend finder ...

That happened to me yesterday when I was checking to see if that filestore72.com redirect was still affecting the forum.