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Alistair Hosie
11-04-2004, 11:44 AM
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she

pointed to all the people sitting at the bar & asked, "What man here will

buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end

of the bar, an owley-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter &

bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink &

the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons & again pointed around at all of them

revealing the same hairy armpit & asked, "What man here will buy a lady a

drink?"

Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar & said,

"Give the Ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk & said, "I say, old fella, it's

not my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep

calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to

be a ballerina."

ibewgypsie
11-04-2004, 11:59 AM
YA rascal..

Last time I got a drink bought for me in a bar, the old guy said, "Lets buy the colored man a drink"...

HA.. So ever since I have been a colored person..Some of the poored people in Alabama were impressed, seems people with tattoos are common, but color in them is not. Being part Cherokee indian, I don't have that much body hair. I have I think two chest hairs..

During the trip to Savannah, Carrol and I saw a shirtless older man jogging that looked like a escaped gorilla. Since then I have read about the older guys who used the *hair grow* products in the shower and let it run down over thier body.. it works everywhere..



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David Cofer, Of:
Tunnel Hill, North Georgia

Alistair Hosie
11-04-2004, 12:59 PM
Dave I must come to you for a visit If I do will you take me to Savannah Georgia I have been there beautiful I also like Fort Augustus Fla that was beautiful also.your pal Alistair

andypullen
11-04-2004, 01:01 PM
Speaking of being "colored", David,

I was at a party with my wife kind of listening to a few of her friends talking about their husband's hair color and one of the women blurted out that her husband "turned white" at the young age of 22. One of the other women said, "He was black?!?" So, that's now the running joke with her...Not a very PC group, but fun....

AP

CCWKen
11-04-2004, 08:37 PM
Hey Dave, I'm part Cherokee too!
Western Cherokee Nation - Arkansas and Missouri. Register #40971

Not colored though. http://bbs.homeshopmachinist.net//biggrin.gif

That and $5 will get ya a cup of coffee.