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jfsmith
11-29-2004, 12:50 PM
Godzilla is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, to coincide with the release of the 28th Godzilla movie.

Jerry

mklotz
11-29-2004, 01:31 PM
Take a ten minute walk down Hollywood Boulevard and you'll see lots of things
far scarier than Godzilla. Hollywood - where Halloween is redundant.

Regards, Marv (in sunny LA)

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Evan
11-29-2004, 05:07 PM
Yep, born and raised in Bezerkeley, California. Official State slogan used to be "The land of Fruits and Nuts". I think they should re-enstate it. The land where the women have more plastic by 30 than your Honda.

Ever driven in LA? I have.

You know the driver is from California if they have one hand on the wheel, they are cradling a cell phone, and they have a brick on accelerator. If they have a gun in their lap, they are from Riverside.

If they have both hands on wheel, their eyes are shut, both feet are on the brake, and they are quivering in terror - the driver is from Ohio, but driving in California.

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

BillH
11-29-2004, 05:10 PM
I Thought the Genie was gonna turn him into a queer.

jfsmith
11-29-2004, 05:13 PM
I used to live in Huntington Beach, lots of pretty ladies there. I do know what a Kamikaze driver is, a person from another state trying to figure out how to get around on the freeway with a map in one hand and ducking all of the "birds" being pointed his way.

If Godzilla would be a traffic cop in L.A. all of the problems would stop, he would stomp them, but good.


Jerry