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    This is no joke. Years ago my aunt went in the...

    This is no joke. Years ago my aunt went in the hospital & had the work done after have all the kids & convinsed my uncle the sewed her shut & he believed her the rest of their life.
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    I didn't think this was funny until I read...

    I didn't think this was funny until I read FixerDave glued his vagina shut, now it's funny as hell :p:o:eek::cool:
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    These are Great!...

    These are Great! https://www.birthdaywishes.expert/sigmund-freud-quotes/
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    True story, when I was 13-16 I worked spring,...

    True story, when I was 13-16 I worked spring, summer & fall at Deer Forest in Coloma a sort of small zoo & amusement place with a train etc for $1.35/hr/ On Sat the bar/restuant down the st on Paw...
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    My Grandfather who was a pastor said the man was...

    My Grandfather who was a pastor said the man was the head of the house but his wife was the neck which turns the head, very true!
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    My Grandfather was named JB Motley so when he...

    My Grandfather was named JB Motley so when he went into the service they named him Jesse Bryant.
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    Normal to tall underachievers. I thought the last...

    Normal to tall underachievers. I thought the last Muchkin died, boy what a let down when I found it wasn't him :confused: http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=8202918
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    A teenie weenied tiny white guy. I don't think...

    A teenie weenied tiny white guy. I don't think the cops would shoot him. Have you ever tried to hit a tiny target while rolling on the ground laughing so hard you're losing your breath? He's safe!
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    The Joke I know just isn't funny. It's 3watt...

    The Joke I know just isn't funny. It's 3watt dimbulb. You know him he has classic textbook little man syndrome. lms for short & you have to type in in small latters not caps. Wish I knew a funnier...
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    a good blonde joke A blonde is driving her...

    a good blonde joke
    A blonde is driving her little red sport car too fast on the interstate and she gets pulled over by a female trooper who also happens to be a blonde. The trooper approaches the...
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    Missing Ex-Wife….. The day after his ex-wife...

    Missing Ex-Wife…..

    The day after his ex-wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.

    "We're sorry Mr....
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    I told my son, "you will marry the girl I...

    I told my son, "you will marry the girl I choose." he said, "no."

    I told him, "she is Bill Gates' daughter." he said, "yes."

    I called Bill Gates and said, "i want your daughter to marry...
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    Him or the post?:confused:

    Him or the post?:confused:
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    I had 2 diesel Rabbits that got 55 mpg on diesel...

    I had 2 diesel Rabbits that got 55 mpg on diesel & were very comfortable. Used to drive 1200 miles to the cabin & screw around a weekend on $25.
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    When a teenager my friend had an old beater car...

    When a teenager my friend had an old beater car the gas tank leak so he had one in the trunk. This was the era of 200 mpg carbs, etc & real gas station with real service. We'd pull in & ask if the...
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    True story, years ago when I bear hunted I...

    True story, years ago when I bear hunted I brought the skinned paws so I used to take the companies deposit thru the bank drive thru every afternoon & knew the girls well. I put the bag & the paw in...
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    I hope it was with a speed bag & not a sparring...

    I hope it was with a speed bag & not a sparring partner.
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    Not a joke but they used to run ships from...

    Not a joke but they used to run ships from Chicago to St Joseph & South Haven, MI with the ballast being barrels of whiskey as one round trip did the same of aging it 7+ years.
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    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have...

    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
    I don't have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad....
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    Wonder Books After reading this I found a few...

    Wonder Books After reading this I found a few sets on Ebay & bought a like new set of 10 for $19.99/shipped for my Grandson. Thanks!
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    Success is a 2 Edged sword After being married...

    Success is a 2 Edged sword

    After being married for close to 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and...
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    Q: What’s the difference between a magician and a...

    Q: What’s the difference between a magician and a politician?
    A: The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance.
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    The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol...

    The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The difference between the two is that in Washington the drunks are gambling with our own money.
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    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken...

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to...
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    From what I hear all the money ends up in Ireland...

    From what I hear all the money ends up in Ireland & that's no joke.
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