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  1. Thread: Sir John

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    We’ve known Sir John for almost 30 years, he was...

    We’ve known Sir John for almost 30 years, he was never a civil engineer (although he was a dab hand at bricklaying) & always called a spade a ‘fu**ing shovel’, but would bend over backwards to help...
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    Pedophiles have given child molestors a bad name

    Pedophiles have given child molestors a bad name
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    Try again in a new window ......... or you could...

    Try again in a new window ......... or you could try a widow :D
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    No probs here :)

    No probs here :)
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    Thanks for that, another reminder why I hate...

    Thanks for that, another reminder why I hate politicos more each day, come back Guy Forks all is forgiven.

    Clegg & mob are quite happy to give £billions away to foreign energy companies for...
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    Wife by text to husband at work ............ ...

    Wife by text to husband at work ............

    "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?"
    Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour on warm water "

    ...........

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  7. Thread: OT Chronic Pain

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    I have 3 prolapsed disc's in the neck (you know...

    I have 3 prolapsed disc's in the neck (you know I'm a pain in the neck :D ) relieved by anti-inflammatory's & hanging (the head is held in a harness & lifted via a pulley system- taking pressure off...
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    Didn't think the Canadians were that bad...

    Didn't think the Canadians were that bad http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent006.gif
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the...

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
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    George Bush has a heart-attack and dies. He...

    George Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell, wherethe devil is waiting for him.


    "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room...
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    Yes, where are you ??

    Yes,

    where are you ??
  12. Thread: OT locations

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    So did I .... but I got THIS...

    So did I .... but I got THIS
  13. The ship doesn't have conventional rudders but...

    The ship doesn't have conventional rudders but these pods-


    they are unaffected by pressure waves & can also produce full 360°steering at 0 speed.
  14. At a guess it was computer aided collision. It...

    At a guess it was computer aided collision. It would have been put on autopilot and one digit out could cause sufficient error.
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    Apart from any navigational errors, Two actions...

    Apart from any navigational errors,
    Two actions are known already, both of which have condemned him.

    A - The master abandoned ship 3½hrs too early
    Sources have said the captain, from Naples,...
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    FIGHT...

    FIGHT http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent080.gif FIGHT



    The girls are puting bricks in their handbags so it may get messy...
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    The rocks you see in the pics are NOT the reef...

    The rocks you see in the pics are NOT the reef that caused the initial damage, that was 4 miles away.

    He then steamed for the nearest land (the tiny island of Giglio) to evacuate, but came in to...
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    Unless the perpetrator is a politician, banker,...

    Unless the perpetrator is a politician, banker, lawyer, insurance company, multi-national company or government :mad:
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    More Pics HERE...

    More Pics HERE
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    An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand...

    An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a



    small town and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his

    dog.


    He thinks he'll have some fun so he says to the Kiwi...
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    When my dad was a lad he used to follow horses...

    When my dad was a lad he used to follow horses and carts round with a barrow. Whilst shovelling up outside the assylum, he was asked what he was taking it for. "To put on my rhubarb"


    The reply...
  22. Thread: ot heart attacks

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    In the UK we have a government hell bent on...

    In the UK we have a government hell bent on privatizing the National Health Service (NHS) along American lines which means the lucrative parts will be given to large company's so shareholders make a...
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    The last 10 pence A father walks into a...

    The last 10 pence
    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
    He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going...
  24. Thread: ot heart attacks

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    What a great way to go, doing something you enjoy...

    What a great way to go, doing something you enjoy :) & .......nothing, though a bit shocking to nearest & dearest.

    Beats laying in bed in a pool of your own bodily fluids for years and gradually...
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    A friend suffers from tinnitus therefore excess...

    A friend suffers from tinnitus therefore excess background noise is a problem, so he got one of these http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php
    he also has a similar devise to block all mobile phones...
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