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Thread: Can you get contraceptives...

  1. #1
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    Post Can you get contraceptives...

    ...for cardboard boxes ??

    Having serious problems here with these thing breeding during the dark nights.

    Every morning when I go in the shop I fall over a dozen new ones.

    Not only that they appear to be born full grown and also have full sized staples in them.

    King Richard th 3rd - formerly known as John S.
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    Sir John , Earl of Bligeport & Sudspumpwater. MBE [ Motor Bike Engineer ] Nottingham England.




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    Obstain John, give the misses a little action once in a while.Quit chasin those boxes.

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    No they are breeding on their own, nothing to do with me.

    It's me that could do with the action.
    Someone said I ought to get a bit on the side.
    I didn't even know they had moved it.

    King Richard the 3rd - formerly known as John S.
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    Sir John , Earl of Bligeport & Sudspumpwater. MBE [ Motor Bike Engineer ] Nottingham England.




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    IOWOLF Guest

    Talking

    LOL,Good one.

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    Many of us here believe that Contraception negates the creative act of God. It doesn't matter if you are talking about styrofoam peanuts or cardboard boxes, human beings have no business playing God and when we do it always ends up in disaster.

    I'm sorry if this comes off as harsh but I have some VERY STRONG CONVICTIONS about the reproductive rights of cardboard boxes.

    This post should be deleted immediately before it gets out of hand...
    Techno-Anarchist

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    Aounds like a personal problem to me.
    Today we carve our own omens Leonidas at Thermopylae

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    Lost a contraceptive in a box one time...
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    Have you seen any cardboard boxes arrive looking like they were pregnant? Sometimes they try to hide it by wrapping themselves with lots of tape.

    Roger
    The law of gravity is fine, but the minimum sentencing guidelines are much too harsh.

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    try throwing "ice cold water" on them?

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