Keep these stories coming, folks. I'm interviewing for a job tomorrow that would involve, as part of it, instructing students in the proper use of power tools. I can certainly go over the standard stuff -- eye protection, no jewelry, keep your hair out of the way, etc. -- but I think it would be really useful if, after doing the routine lecture, I could hand out a stack of horror stories about what happens if you DON'T do those things.
Of course, I may not get the job, anyway, but I'm trying to be optimistic!
Try to make a living, not a killing. -- Utah Phillips
Don't believe everything you know. -- Bumper sticker
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -- Will Rogers
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. - Josh Billings
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.