I have a friend who lives up in the mountain town of beulah colo., He has a heavy right foot and
made a habit of cresting this one hill in his subaru outback at 110mph on the way home from work to experience the zero G effect (just for $hitts and giggles)
Apparently some of the locals started complaining and talked to the law, One day He's going through his routine of rubbing his head on the liner of the car and on the other side of the hill is a cop with his gun on --- He knew he was had, cop pulls him over walks up and says "Iv been waiting for you up here all day"
Friend says; "I got here as fast as I could"
Cop loses it and while still laughing gives him just a warning...
In the doldrums of lame ass excuses that these guys have to deal with on a daily bases some of them will actually find it refreshing when they pull you over and your not only honest with them --- you try to lighten it up a bit, then again -- you could run across a real hardass and it might make things a little tougher.