Did I ever tell you about the time my mother
took on Hitler with a roll of linoleum and a pair of red carpet slippers.It was during the ww2 when hitler was on a hiking holiday in the north of scotland. He parked his unterseeboot which was a submarine in the shape of a giant french baguete on the stony shoreline. The dirty devil tried to make a pass at my mother and she swung for him with a rolled up roll of second hand linoleum bought at a farmers sale.She was washing out a pair of used false teeth from the same sale in the briney sea when Adolf bent over and grasped her little butt.he was in prison for 2 years for the attack when he wrote schwein cramp.Not many people know that!!!!Alistair high on Morphine
Please excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease
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My wife says I spent almost a week and a half talking to a little birdie on the end of my bed.
