Some guys just don't get it.
I decided to put in a permanent shop heater and put up the kerosene one on Craig's list for free. I just wanted to get rid of it. It's the wick type that looks like a top hat and sits on the floor.
So this not-too-bright looking guy shows up and we drop it into his trunk and I reminded him not to use it inside the house, that it must have ventilation. He says that he wants it to warm up his garage while he paints his car. I looked at him and said, "This is an open flame heater, and you're going to be using paint thinners and stuff in there. Not a good idea."
So he looks back and says, "Yeah. Oh. Well, I'll just use it for parties, then."
After he leaves, my wife says, "He'll do it anyway."
I'll keep my eyes open for a bright flash on the horizon.