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    Default OT...Now I HAVE heard everything...

    Does this mean the Second coming of JC has happened?

    http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/di...us-conception/

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    now i think ive heard it all !!!!!

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    My bull**** meter and it's red light were flashing violently while I was reading that crap.
    It's only ink and paper

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    Way to far off topic.
    More the line of Jerry Springer.

    --Doozer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carld
    My bull**** meter and it's red light were flashing violently while I was reading that crap.
    Might have been because it says at the end that some cattle were exchanged ?

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    Sir John , Earl of Bligeport & Sudspumpwater. MBE [ Motor Bike Engineer ] Nottingham England.



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    Well, it's about time. It's been more than 2,000 years. Who knew?

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    approx. 2000 yr ago, Jesus: "BRB"

    now, Jesus: "BK"

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    I believe that this story is just another internet "concoction'. From a physiological standpoint, if the young lady had no menstrual period and other parts were missing, we might presume that there were no ovaries present. If there were no ovaries, then there surely could be no ova.

    Furthermore, even if there were a single ovum present, the odds of "fertilization by knifeblade" are absolutely astronomical even assuming the presence of human genetic material somewhere in the body.

    It's a nice story, obviously written by someone with a knowledge of human physiology and surgery. I simply do not believe it.

    Edit: You might say that this story was the product of a "fertile" mind. LOL.
    Last edited by gnm109; 02-03-2010 at 04:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnm109
    You might say that this story was the product of a "fertile" mind. LOL.


    Yes you might, after all Bull$#!& is a dandy fertilizer!

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    Default Darwin roolz!!

    WEell,

    as there have been so many misconceptions here, I suppose that statistically this was always a chance.

    There are probably a few here that could conceivably be described in the vernacular in terms of out-sized human genitalia - usually in terms of one or the other.

    I can't see why that can't be extended to be described in terms of both simultaneously such that in such a hermaphroditic condition they could shag 'emselves and give the rest of us a break.

    Down-side of it is that once they get started there would be no stopping 'em. They'd be at it 24/7/365 - for ever.

    Up-side is that with luck they'd shag 'emselves to an early death.

    Jeez - a bloody queue has started all ready. Its bigger than the queues for "Windows" and iPods!!!

    Well, at least instead of just seeming as if they are "up" themselves, they really will be.

    I can just see them demanding "respect" and proclaiming their "rights" on Main Street.

    I think I've been elbowed out of my place in the queue.

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