I used to have one & loved it. A friend talked me out of it & I'd really like another. Mine worked like new & I sold it for $50. Hope you get it working as they;re so neat to demo with the auto downfeed & all. Maybe a few Xanex will do you good as I'm laughing & you want to scream! Now the hunt's on for a like new one for $50 or less.
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich theory of life." Theodore Roosevelt