-Not slow, just being a bit of a smartass.
-Oh, I love drawing pictures. Can you do a duck?Does that clear things up or do I need to draw a picture?
Thanks for the suggestions, gents! For the moment I'm just going to pick up some aluminum flatbar in the morning, and mill a couple slots for clearance around the frame. I'm assuming it would move less from potentially released tensions than it would from being welded on in several places. The process is fairly straightforward according to the YT videos, as long as one can accurately span the wheels.
Doc.