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    Quote Originally Posted by A.K. Boomer View Post
    paramedics conversation; Ok get his shirt open so we can zap him ---- whoe - thought they said this guy was 46, he has the body of a 90 year old, easy on the chest compressions I think I already cracked a couple ribs --- ok --- clear ---------------------------------- ZAP --------------------------- clear ------------------------------------ ZAP -------- crank it up to max - " but i already smell his flesh burning" ----- JUST DO IT! ------- clear ----------------ZZAAPP --------------------- clear --------------- ZZAAPP,,, "that's enough! the guys dead man",,,

    note the time of death and go tell his wife, -------- "she was leaving in the lexus as we were pulling up - said something about going to collect the life insurance policy"

    boy that didn't take long - lol --------" lol " at least we know who was stocking this guys fridge

    Call the meat wagon - at least we don't have to drag this poor slob back to the hospital lol "eye Sir"
    No worries! It's all about variety and I haven't even tried them all myself yet.

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    "Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are"
    Anthelme Brillat-Savarin





    Quote Originally Posted by 3 Phase Lightbulb View Post
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    guys, he's just doing it to wind you up.

    Keep up the good work 3ph, variety is the spice of life and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcgyver View Post
    "Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are"
    Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
    I know you didn't mean it on purpose but I think you just called him a caffeinated fruit loop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.K. Boomer View Post
    I know you didn't mean it on purpose but I think you just called him a caffeinated fruit loop.
    Oh I'm very sorry Bob, the correct answer is a caffeinated Caticorn. And for extra points, a caffeinated Caticorn with glittery sparkles would have been the correct answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.K. Boomer View Post
    I know you didn't mean it on purpose but I think you just called him a caffeinated fruit loop.

    or cheezie fruit loop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcgyver View Post
    or cheezie fruit loop
    I can see that the cheez-it's I'm eating are more mature than you guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.K. Boomer View Post
    easy on the chest compressions I think I already cracked a couple ribs --- ok --- clear ---------------------------------- ZAP --------------------------- clear ------------------------------------ ZAP --------

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    My worst nightmare would be developing a peanut allergy.. Seems all of my favorites are peanut based The peanut butter cups are of course all gone as those never stand a chance of lasting between monthly Amazon subscribe shipments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3 Phase Lightbulb View Post

    oh my gosh. I am so not showing that to my daughters.

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