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  • egpace
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    How about the McCoy triplets? They had interesting jobs. One worked as a "sock tucker" on the packaging line of a garment manufacturer, another as a "cork soaker" at the winery, the third was the "Real McCoy"

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  • Evan
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    I will have to submit this to my scottish mother-in-law and see what she says.

    He he...

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  • Joel
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    LMAO Alistair.

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  • P3CIFTRET
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    I like it even shared it with the mistress she chuckled as well thanks
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rbregn:


    Three women and their husbands are playing golf somewhere in the
    British Isles --The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee, and, as she
    bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
    reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
    any knickers?" her husband demanded.

    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

    The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
    sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
    skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
    Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

    She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
    $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
    over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
    of Jesus, Aggie!
    Where the frig are yer drawers?"

    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    any."

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
    Jesus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

    </font>

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  • G.A. Ewen
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    Alistair that was the funniest comeback ever.

    ROTFLMAO

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  • rbregn
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    I was thinking that might be the case, but thought I should get a proffesional opinion!

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  • Alistair Hosie
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    for such aproject a real Scotsman would have borrowed a comb from the Englishman Alistair

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  • rbregn
    started a topic OT;Not being from Europe, any truth to this?

    OT;Not being from Europe, any truth to this?



    Three women and their husbands are playing golf somewhere in the
    British Isles --The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee, and, as she
    bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
    reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
    any knickers?" her husband demanded.

    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

    The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
    sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
    skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
    Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

    She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
    $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
    over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
    of Jesus, Aggie!
    Where the frig are yer drawers?"

    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    any."

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
    Jesus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."


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