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  • charlie coghill
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    David that Barber chair had should be better than the dentist chair, it is wider than the dentist chair. Yes, move the chair into the shop and shut down the cnc. The cnc will wait, a nap won't.

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  • bobbybeef
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    Hullo pgmrdan,
    Older and not much wiser we are. Youth is wasted on kids.
    The ladies are alright if you let them rule their part of the kingdom. What really gets me going is the sly attempts to infiltrate the workshop and turn it into some sort of long term storage space. you know what I mean.Baskets of drying gladiola bulbs left on the pristine drawing bench.The filing cabinet fron the ladies institute taking up space better suited to the power hacksaw.
    The infiltration rate is steady and only constant patrolling and a bit of H& I will keep it in check.
    Keep the flag flying.
    bobby.

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  • wierdscience
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    Welder I worked with said if there was a third sex on earth women would be out of a job

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  • BWS
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    Man,I've got to go to sleep!But heres a for instance(remember,the B*tch is outta town)..the POS work truck is juuuuust about dead in the water,clutchly speaking,I've got maybe one or two startups/shifts before the MFer goes belly up....Calmly ask wifey poo to move Mustang so I can gain access to service bay(everything being PC dontcha know),the B***H is soo stupid she can't figure out which way to back the GT out....duh...."why not just back the POS into the lake dear?"....."H*ll,the kids got more sense than you have when it comes to driving a vehicle"......"Let's see,if I said that the car was some sort of underpriveledged,can't get a life kinda car,you'd make an inteligent decision",but seeing as I need the POS simply outta the effin way,there seems to be a problem?

    Yeah,yeah,we mused over it a bit......she knows her driving skills SUCK MAJOR....and I know my cognitive communication skills leave a little bit to be desired...........the Mustang got moved.....the clutch got fixed...and life goes on.Don't sweat the minors,BW.

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  • Wirecutter
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    Yeah, it's kinda funny how the whole a-hole thing got started. I hurt her feelings one time when we were just married (8 years ago), and she muttered it under her breath as the tears were starting. It was so unlike her, and after we made up (oohhhh yeaaaaah), it became a big joke.

    Funny thing, though. Whenever someone calls me that, I just can't get upset about it.

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  • BWS
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    wirecutter,there ain'ty a gauldang thing wrong with bein an A-hole.Wifey and I are workin on 25.....one thing we both totally agree on is "all men are A-holes,and all women are B*tches"....its the whole Venus and Mars thing.Me and my compatriots sit around yammerin to no end about how the B*tch is sooo stupid she does ______,and likewise the girls sit around arguing "my husband is a bigger A-hole than yours!"Best of luck,BW

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  • Wirecutter
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pgmrdan:

    Some very interesting comments coming up on this thread.

    If only I knew at 14 years of age what I know now.
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    Hear, hear! I can remember fondly the days when any girl with boobs was old enough. Now all those stunning young &lt;19 year olds are being wasted on ignorant young men.

    OTOH, I'm pretty lucky with my wife, although her pet name for me is "asshole". She has given me the run of the basement, where the only finished room is a full bath. The rest is tools and toys. Oh, and the in-laws live 12 time zones from us.

    -M

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  • BWS
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    Man,I am sooooo pumped!Ole lady is off on a mission for the next several days.....me and the boys don't have a DANG thing to do but get completely stupid!......BW

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  • madman
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    Dave dont forget the shop ****ter.

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  • ibewgypsie
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    Charlie makes me want to move my barber chair to the shop. Snooze.

    Now if I could just train that pesky cnc to work without supervision.

    David

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    Someone came home earlier than planned so the test results are inconclusive but I'm leaning towards the Lager. Maybe this weekend I'll get a chance for a second round of testing.

    Some very interesting comments coming up on this thread.

    If only I knew at 14 years of age what I know now.

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  • ibewgypsie
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    Yeah, you don't know the half of it. I been married a year now. (a Redheaded yankee girl)

    I walk through and hear my wife blasting some kinfolk on the phone about another kinfolk who had a half black baby.
    Then it occurs to me, the woman on the other end is the one that was dating the Muslim guy from Ontario.
    Up goes the ears, Open goes the mouth. Not only is "SHE" dating a "non-white" guy, she is/was dating someone who is not even a "American". The phone conversation ended right there. At least the baggy pants boy saluted the same flag.

    Yeah, I got "poo" on my shoe. SHEW! Me and my big mouth opinion.

    (Me being 50% Cherokee 50% German 50% Scottish I understand not fitting in with anyones paticular race. Then I am colored to boot.) Yeah, I know it is more than 100% but looking at me you figure that out for yourself. Yeah, I am colored, blue, red, green, orange....

    Any kids born to a mixed couple are in for a rough life from all sides. They don't fit in. I know.

    And the day goes on. I dread menopause when it happens here. I just hope I have a couch in the shop to sleep on. I have my own refrigarator and microwave already.

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  • jim davies
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    I like to think that if I ever get to live life over, and have a son that I'd be smart enough and compassionate enough to have the little bugger nutted just before puberty. Just think what kind of sweet life a guy could have if you didn't spend most of your time running in aimless circles 'cuz of some female. Of course, they can be damned good friends [and don't steal your tools] but wow! once the old beef injection thing starts sanity goes out the window. I've farkled more than one good friendship that way and never ever figured out what hit me.

    Every town should have an old-style cathouse in it and a guy should visit just as often as necessary to get the hump out of his back...every other female relationship should be platonic. My 2 cents.

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    Alright! Home alone!

    Time to do some testing on which tastes better: Michelob Lager vs. Michelob Amber Bock.

    Check back later for the results.

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  • Daminer
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    Always remember, no good deed goes unpunished!

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