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    > Scottish Dental Work
    > A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks the cost of a tooth extraction.
    > "Ј85 for an extraction, sir," was the dentist's reply.
    > "Occhh, have ye no got anything cheaper," replies the Scotsman, getting
    > agitated.
    > "But that's the normal charge for an extraction, sir," said the dentist.
    > "What about if ye dint use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman, hopefully.
    > "Well it's highly unusual, sir, and it could be quite painful, but if
    > that's
    > what you want, I suppose I can do it for Ј70," said the dentist.
    > "Hmmmm, what if yer used one of your dentist trainees, and still with no
    > anesthetics?" said the Scotsman.
    > "Well it's possible, but they are in training, and I can't guarantee their
    > professionalism, and it will be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case
    > we can bring the price down to say Ј40," said the dentist.
    > "Ooch.., that's still a bit much, how about if you make it a training
    > session and have your student do the extraction with the other
    > students watchin and learnin," said the Scotsman, hopefully.
    > "Hmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students, I suppose. In that case
    > I'll charge you only Ј5," said the dentist.
    > "Now yer talking laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can you confirm
    > an appointment for me wife on Tuesday?"
    Don\'t ask me to do a dam thing, I\'m retired.

  • #2
    That's cold
    I just need one more tool,just one!


    • #3
      And that joke was first told by the guy that whittled George Washington's teeth.


      • #4

        I married the second lady Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh in Dentistry.

        Can I opt out? Another bit of the story, eh, Charlie.