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    http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411749/600264

    Who knows,could have the opposite effect and lead to old,fat drunk men being considered sexy

    [This message has been edited by wierdscience (edited 07-28-2005).]
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by wierdscience:
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    Who knows,could have the opposite effect and lead to old,fat drunk men being considered sexy
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    Hey Wierd, What ya mean could??
    I look pretty damn good when I`m sober; when I`m pissed I`m irresistible.
    To my darling wife --" keep those women away from me honey"

    cuddly Ken



    [This message has been edited by speedy (edited 07-28-2005).]
    Ken.

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    • #3
      <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Drinks companies have been ordered to hire uglier men for their advertisements in Britain, to avoid making a link between women's boozing and sexual success.
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      Heh. All they have to do is convince Mick Jagger to do an ad. So much for that idea...
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      • #4
        Problem is Darin I may be fat and ugly but I don't drink sorry Alistair
        Please excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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        • #5
          <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Alistair Hosie:
          Problem is Darin I may be fat and ugly but I don't drink sorry Alistair</font>
          Prolly can't act either

          I just need one more tool,just one!

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          • #6
            Re; Ugly men in beer ads.

            When I first started out on the road as a tech rep. my boss gave me this sage advice.

            When you go into a strange bar in a strange town, pick out the ugliest woman in the bar and sit down beside her. When she starts looking good, you've had enough, go back to your hotel.

            Do you think this may be an attempt to provide a similar sobriety scale for the ladies.

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            • #7
              Heey Darin cool it man!!!!!!!!!! I may not be able to act, but I make up for the shortfall in the ugly field boy theres not two of me in the world Alistair oh lord it's haaaaard to beeeeee humbellllllll ahhh
              Please excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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              • #8
                Heh. Beer Goggles. (large file)

                http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/...eerGoggles.mpg
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                • #9
                  if the definition of unatractive is overweight, middle aged and balding, I am VERY UNATRACTIVE!

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