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    Artical in the World Weekly News,"Secrect report, sun will explode in six months:. I didn't read the artical but the headline seemed to suggest that this is a bad thing. Funny part was this wasn't the main headline. Well like I said just thought you should know so you can plan accordingly.

    Happy Motoring Thor.
    Happy Motoring
    Thor

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    I depend on those guys for all the latest news. Do you know why the Shuttle really crashed?

    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    ALIENS CAPTURE TOP-SECRET NASA MOON BASE!

    By PETE THERMOPULOUS
    A super-secret NASA moon base -- code-named Project Prometheus -- was recently assaulted and captured by aliens, according to a high-ranking NASA official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.

    NASA's little known Alien Threat Response Team, based at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, is holding around-the-clock meetings to craft a counterattack, along with a defense plan, should the aliens decide to launch further attacks against Earth itself.

    NASA officials vehemently deny the story, but the agency has been abuzz with the activities on the moon.

    "This situation is very troubling and has given the agency a huge black eye, though no one here will ever admit it," says one high-level source in the interplanetary affairs division.
    </font>
    http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/40299
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    • #3
      Oh Crap! Does this mean my new solar powered yard lights may not work anymore?
      I have tools I don't even know I own...

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      • #4
        <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thor jones:
        Artical in the World Weekly News,"Secrect report, sun will explode in six months:. I didn't read the artical but the headline seemed to suggest that this is a bad thing. Funny part was this wasn't the main headline. Well like I said just thought you should know so you can plan accordingly.

        Happy Motoring Thor.
        </font>
        I'll bet they're banking on it happening at night so we'll never know that it was a false warning.
        Lynn (Huntsville, AL)

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        • #5
          Like the aliens really want our technology. We just switched from analog to digital 3 years ago for Pete's sake!
          With the sun gone, does that mean we will eventually turn translucent. Cooool!
          Duke Reno / Yankee Metallic Metalcraft

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          • #6
            Even Groucho's FBI report is less silly...
            http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/groucho1.html

            --jerry
            dvideo

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            • #7
              Does that mean I can cancel my dentist appointment?
              Weston Bye - Author, The Mechatronist column, Digital Machinist magazine
              ~Practitioner of the Electromechanical Arts~

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              • #8
                Many suns will probably reach their "use by date" in the next six months. Which star was being referred to?
                Michael

                Australia

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                • #9
                  Now, ya'll are jokin, but when all them black helicopters started going over my place.

                  I did the following:

                  (A) had sex one more time
                  (B) ate a big bowl of ice cream and hot apple pie
                  (C) called my father and told him I loved him.
                  (D) told my children I loved them
                  (E) decided my affairs are in order.

                  Hell I may just have to do all that again, I did nothing to hurt myself. I won't wait six months thou.
                  Excuse me, I farted.

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                  • #10
                    That really sux about the moon base. Stupid aliens think there so big, what with taking over this and impregnating that. I hate them.

                    If a man where to order a new Z-06 Vette think it would take more than 6 months to come in?

                    Happy motoring Thor
                    Happy Motoring
                    Thor

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                    • #11
                      How about we all get new machines and get 6 months defered payments.

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                      The tame Wolf !

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                      • #12
                        <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thor jones:
                        Stupid aliens think there so big, what with taking over this and impregnating that. I hate them.</font>
                        And why do we always hear about abducted people here having all kinds of pokes, prods, and prostate exams? Are we to be invaded by the Protologists From Outer Space?

                        I guess I'll sell my stock in that solar hot water heater company and those sunscreen manufacturers.
                        The curse of having precise measuring tools is being able to actually see how imperfect everything is.

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                        • #13
                          Try "The Year Of The Jackpot" a short story by Robert A. Heinlein.

                          A review: http://math.cofc.edu/faculty/kasman/...llnumber=mf419

                          Reprinted in the Heinlein collection "The Menace From Earth"

                          Charles

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                          • #14
                            RAH, RAH, RAH

                            Pretty smart man, even if Navy.

                            Nomex, helmet, vest on; running toward the bunker

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                            Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there no sweeter words than "I told you so."
                            Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there no sweeter words than "I told you so."

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                            • #15
                              <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Oh Crap! Does this mean my new solar powered yard lights may not work anymore?</font>
                              ...time to open that new TANNING SALON
                              THAT OLD GANG 'O MINE

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