I bet you thought I was talking about a belt to drive a machine! Wrong! We need to design a belt to go around my waist that has a built in come-along to get the button of my jeans over to the button hole. Since the Christmas sweets I have been doing the girly shimmy thing to get my jeans closed. A range of motion of about 3" would do the trick. Thread the belt through the belt loops and then somehow have a ratchet strap thingy to get the button to the hole. Or maybe a bolt with a two hooks.......The problem is not that I am overweight. It is the long Johns I am tellin ya!

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