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  • #46
    The sign is probably telling the truth about him, then.
    Kansas City area

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    • #47
      What, that he flips both ways.
      The shortest distance between two points is a circle of infinite diameter.

      Bluewater Model Engineering Society at https://sites.google.com/site/bluewatermes/

      Southwestern Ontario. Canada

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      • #48
        My favorite sign for trespassers is "The police said I had to put up this sign before I could shoot you."

        DanK
        DanK

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        • #49
          Sign at a local farm: If you can read this, you are in range.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Bob Engelhardt View Post
            The sign's designer was lazy: he copied and flipped the drawing without fixing the incident-light angle:
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            Funny, I thought there was some thing odd.

            I like the sign. Make sure its large enough for the idiodts to see. And the wind/ JR

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            • #51
              Oh, coming from a certain ammont of court time what do I advice?

              Allwsys writite an honest report. JR

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              • #52
                Avoid court time, bury the bodies on someones else property.
                The shortest distance between two points is a circle of infinite diameter.

                Bluewater Model Engineering Society at https://sites.google.com/site/bluewatermes/

                Southwestern Ontario. Canada

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                • #53
                  My newest and greatest idea yet. There are several signs before one reaches my gates. If they keep going then...........
                  https://youtu.be/BW7uwNpSNn4
                  Location: The Black Forest in Germany

                  How to become a millionaire: Start out with 10 million and take up machining as a hobby!

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                  • #54
                    Love it. Should work especially well in winter.
                    Southwest Utah

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Black Forest View Post
                      My newest and greatest idea yet. There are several signs before one reaches my gates. If they keep going then...........
                      https://youtu.be/BW7uwNpSNn4
                      Orange dye, or maybe manure tea?

                      Regarding the familiar "du" or formal "sie", which do you use when addressing your dog or other non-human animals?
                      http://pauleschoen.com/pix/PM08_P76_P54.png
                      Paul , P S Technology, Inc. and MrTibbs
                      USA Maryland 21030

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by PStechPaul View Post

                        Orange dye, or maybe manure tea?
                        Strong smelling perfume.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by JRouche View Post
                          Oh, coming from a certain ammont of court time what do I advice?

                          Allwsys writite an honest report. JR
                          Meaning, you bunch of Billy bad azzes think you can shoot willy nilly. Becauase they are in your house.

                          Hmm, guess who gets to spend the night in the cell Not the dead dude.

                          Yes you, I would arrest you.

                          Like it or not that does not matter. Ypu killied someone. I have to find the facts/

                          JR

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by PStechPaul View Post

                            Orange dye, or maybe manure tea?

                            Regarding the familiar "du" or formal "sie", which do you use when addressing your dog or other non-human animals?
                            I just say, "Get your god damn lazy ass off the couch!" They understand perfectly.
                            Location: The Black Forest in Germany

                            How to become a millionaire: Start out with 10 million and take up machining as a hobby!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by H8Allegheny View Post

                              You just need to get the right kind of geese. There's a breed known as Embden giant geese - a big male can stand five feet tall and isn't scared of anything. My grandmother had them in her yard and I remember the grief she got when one killed her neighbor's full grown German shepard. No one, and I mean no one, ever came into the yard more than once without my gmom protecting them.
                              Maybe more like up to 1 metre tall, but still a good size goose. Hard to miss when you kick one.

                              There were geese in a park area I used to walk through at lunch. Messy bastards. They had all the secretaries scared, but if they started getting funky with me, I just ducked my head at them, just like the geese do, and they scattered. A couple had to be "goosed", but they left in a hurry too.
                              CNC machines only go through the motions

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by PStechPaul View Post

                                Orange dye, or maybe manure tea?

                                Regarding the familiar "du" or formal "sie", which do you use when addressing your dog or other non-human animals?
                                Perhaps "verdammte Hund!" if he has not been good. By name otherwise?
                                CNC machines only go through the motions

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