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  • #76
    I found a new sign to post at my gates. This might slow down culprits.
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    • #77
      Ah, but do your trespassers read English, or only German?
      "A machinist's (WHAP!) best friend (WHAP! WHAP!) is his hammer. (WHAP!)" - Fred Tanner, foreman, Lunenburg Foundry and Engineering machine shop, circa 1979

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      • #78
        Funny. Folks put up no trespassing signs and other people ignore them. These people either can't read or they figure that you have no right to privacy.
        I'd never advocate shooting a trespasser if they were simply trespassing but I sure would be prepared to.

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        • #79
          I am now ready for the next wave of Trespassers!

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          • #80
            check this out. A farmer got pissed at some trespassers. Justice was served. Sorry guys I posted the wrong video. Now it is correct.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezUmZGKhrUA
            Last edited by Black Forest; 03-21-2022, 02:45 AM.
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            • #81
              Small problem with nosy people coming up lengthy private drive. The usual "Private Drive", "Dead end", and "No trespassing" were ignored. But not "The police said I had to put up this sign before I could shoot you".
              DanK
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              • #82
                Dan is making branding irons. That gave me an idea. I could post a sign at my entrances that read, To whom it may concern. Trespassing Forbidden. First offense: verbal warning. Second offense: catch, brand and release. Third offense: catch and bury. If on the second offense we catch you we will brand you before releasing to enable identification for third offense.
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                • #83
                  Where I live on the Oregon Coast, once you get more than 500 yards or less east of highway 101, you are in very extreme wilderness, and it is well known that it's extremely difficult to swim out of the bay with a cinderblock chained to your neck. The seals might not like it but the crabs love it. This fact is well known and it does have a great determent to common theft.
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                  • #84
                    If you are a farmer in my country ,trespassers are a serious concern. It is far more dangerous being a farmer than it is too be a policeman. This is fact. Just yesterday, another elderly farmer killed.

                    All farmers are heavily armed . If you are attacked it goes beyond theft. You will be tortured if you are lucky enough to survive. Its politically driven.
                    https://www.thesouthafrican.com/tag/farm-murders/
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                    • #85
                      I was wondering when someone was going to notice that his signs were in the wrong language.



                      Originally posted by Joel View Post
                      Shouldn't that read something like:

                      Der Eigentümer ist Texaner, apathisch, ungeduldig und irgendwie verrückt. Wenn du nicht mit Scheiße bedeckt sein willst, schlage ich vor, dass du dich jetzt umdrehst.
                      Paul A.
                      SE Texas

                      And if you look REAL close at an analog signal,
                      You will find that it has discrete steps.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Paul Alciatore View Post
                        I was wondering when someone was going to notice that his signs were in the wrong language.




                        Not in the wrong language Paul. I post here in English because most of you all are English speakers. Well except for A.K. Boomer. He speaks Hillbilly!
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                        • #87
                          I am readying the trespasser deterring wagon. (manure spreader). New tongue and grove floor. This will allow me to have a full load of manure to spread on bikes parked on my farm. Let the good times roll!
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