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  • Mike Burch
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    Originally posted by oxford View Post

    Did you get the added benefits of having a black one or only the color?
    Alas! Just the colour.

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  • oxford
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    Originally posted by Mike Burch View Post
    You have my sympathies, sir!

    Some years ago I had a double hernia repair job. They didn't warn me that the inevitable internal bleeding would result in the nether regions turning black.
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    Did you get the added benefits of having a black one or only the color?

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  • old mart
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    You won't be needing the bleach-paintstripper then?

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  • nickel-city-fab
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    Originally posted by Dan_the_Chemist View Post
    I'm still feeling a little blue, but it's passing. I should be in the pink again by the end of this week.
    Hooray! We have a survivor!! We have a champion!!

    (... is she still giggling?)

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  • Dan_the_Chemist
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    I'm still feeling a little blue, but it's passing. I should be in the pink again by the end of this week.

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  • nickel-city-fab
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    Originally posted by outlawspeeder View Post
    New definition of Blue Balls??? Hope you're doing good.
    I wonder if he ever got it off.
    This thread need a follow-up.

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  • outlawspeeder
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    New definition of Blue Balls??? Hope you're doing good.

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  • outlawspeeder
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    New definition of Blue balls??? Hope you're doing good.

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  • Mike Burch
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    You have my sympathies, sir!

    Some years ago I had a double hernia repair job. They didn't warn me that the inevitable internal bleeding would result in the nether regions turning black.

    It's disconcerting to go for a pee, glance down and find yourself holding a willy you've never seen before.

    Fortunately the blood all dissipates after a couple of weeks, and normal service is resumed.

    Thanks for the laugh!

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  • mike the mechanic
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    Sorry to have a chuckle at you're..Blue Balls. I suggest Methyl Hydrate wash it of. Might sting. Maybe if you get the Wife involved it may end up being entertaining.

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  • AZHTR
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    I don’t post, but I do read a lot on this forum - this was worth posting

    I read the original post and then could not stop reading from there. I was laughing while reading and my wife asked me what was so funny. So I continued to read aloud so we could both start enjoying the follow-on comments laughing out loud as I read.

    Im sincerely glad you’re okay and not physically injured, but this some good stuff. Thank you for the laugh.

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  • MichaelP
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    "A ship sails according to the name you give her"

    With your screen name, something like this just had to happen.

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  • nickel-city-fab
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    Originally posted by GordonL View Post
    I have found that when I get it on my hands the only way to get rid of it is to let it wear off. Perhaps you could suggest something similar to your wife.
    It's camouflaged now, she'll never see him coming...

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  • GordonL
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    I have found that when I get it on my hands the only way to get rid of it is to let it wear off. Perhaps you could suggest something similar to your wife.

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  • doctor demo
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    There is a group you could talk to : 1119-ctm-bluemangroup-web-1183447-640x360.jpg (1200×630) (cbsistatic.com)
    Steve

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