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  • doctor demo
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    Originally posted by Ringer
    While a person who specialises in erections would be a prostitute?????
    I think that person would be a drug salesperson. (viagra pedler)
    Steve

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  • CCWKen
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    I used to drive home from work just South of Cleveland and smiled every day. On the main drag of an industrial area was a huge sign in the lawn of a company. I forget the exact name now but it was like "Smith's Premium Erection Company". It was a commercial building contractor but I still smiled every day I passed it. It was a HUGE building too!

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  • Dawai
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    Old pervert worse than a biker... ???



    That explains this lechorours smile???????

    Grampa made the headboard bump the wall I think till his 80s?, Granny died, he died of a broken heart soon afterwards. They were true love.

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  • oldtiffie
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    Tramping

    Originally posted by torker
    Wait up now.. My son is an Ironworkor... specializes in erections also. I believe he gets paid to do this. Now I wonder... is he a tramp?
    Don't worry Russ.

    So was Charlie Chaplin - "The Little Tramp".
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Tramp

    Check out the section in the following link entitled: "Relationships with women, marriages, and children."

    He was both a "Tramp" and a real "erection specialist" and was knocking out kids (he said) until he was nearly 90!!!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chaplin

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  • kc5ezc
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    I hate them meeses to pieces

    Originally posted by David E Cofer
    Plurals, goose, geese.. Moose?? Meese?
    No, Mr. Cofer, meese is plural for mouse; maybe, I think.

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  • Dawai
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    Plurals, goose, geese.. Moose?? Meese?

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  • torker
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    Originally posted by Ringer
    While a person who specialises in erections would be a prostitute?????
    Wait up now.. My son is an Ironworkor... specializes in erections also. I believe he gets paid to do this. Now I wonder... is he a tramp?

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    Originally posted by CCWKen
    No, he's an erector. A person that specializes in erecting is an erection specialist.
    Or Popular with the ladys.

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  • oldtiffie
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    Plying a trade

    Originally posted by Ringer
    While a person who specialises in erections would be a prostitute?????
    Dunno Ringer.

    Some blokes I know are big dicks at the best of times - all the time.

    Others probably similarly endowed are right up themselves.

    I've been called what I presume those big dicks are made for - a BIG one!!! - and that would be true enough. I hope its true as I wouldn't want to think that I'd wasted all that time and effort. I must have succeeded as I've not found many that would say I'd failed - quite the opposite in fact!!

    Some "young ladies"????? I knew must have been in the legal profession as they were Soliciting - so I'm told (by the Cops).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soliciting
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solicitor

    Now where do weldors and their welders fit into this - you may well ask.

    Making man-hole covers (bl**dy big ones!!) and welding them in place - what else? Oh yeah, "them" "manholes" in the street too. After all we must ensure the safety of the citizenry - must we not? If I were to fall into one of those man-holes would that make me "A Man In the Street"?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhole_cover

    See - it wasn't OT at all - was it?

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  • .RC.
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    Originally posted by CCWKen
    No, he's an erector. A person that specializes in erecting is an erection specialist.
    While a person who specialises in erections would be a prostitute?????

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  • doctor demo
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    Originally posted by wierdscience
    Russ you got me thinking last night,if as you say a person who welds is a Weldor while a welding machine is a welder

    Then shouldn't a person who erects iron be an Ironworkor instead of an Ironworker which punches and shears iron?

    Just baffled,baffled I tells ya
    God Bless the Weldors.
    Best Arc Makers Since Noah.
    Steve

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  • torker
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    Originally posted by wierdscience
    Russ you got me thinking last night,if as you say a person who welds is a Weldor while a welding machine is a welder

    Then shouldn't a person who erects iron be an Ironworkor instead of an Ironworker which punches and shears iron?

    Just baffled,baffled I tells ya
    OK.. I prolly know the answer to this but I just snerked coffee out my nose holes
    As you all know.. I'm an expert in englisholigy so this shouldn't be too hard...
    I think both used to be called "welder". But as time went on... the "O" made it's appearance.
    Foreman takes welder up to look at job.. welder looks at machine.. buried to the axles in mud that he has to work on...
    He says "O"... Sh$%!!!!
    Welder is now under said machine... keeps banging his head on big chunk of steel.. He says "O" why you dirty rotten @&*$%^&#...
    You get the idea... that's where the "O" came from.
    To this day weldors are still famous for turning the air blue in at least two ways.(Buncha foul mouthed brikkinbrakkerbrikkerbraker)
    Russ (spelt with an "O")

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  • wierdscience
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    Originally posted by CCWKen
    No, he's an erector. A person that specializes in erecting is an erection specialist.
    How do you know?????

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  • wierdscience
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    Originally posted by lazlo
    Oh, the irony!
    No chit Sherlock

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  • lazlo
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    Grammer question for Torker
    Oh, the irony!

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