New Invention---

[brian Rupnow]

With all this "free" time on my hands because of a lack of engineering work, I've decided to try my hand at inventing. Since this is the cold and flue season, I thought something appropriate to the season might be in order. Whaddaya think???

[lazlo]

You should mount the roll on a belt -- it'd be more useful.

[brian Rupnow]

You should mount the roll on a belt -- it'd be more useful.

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[Scishopguy]

Re: New invention

Hey Brian...You didn't mention the accessory. For only $9.99 you gat a trash bag that hangs from the belt to hold all of the cast offs.

[oldtiffie]

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=useless+invention&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

[brian Rupnow]

Hey Brian...You didn't mention the accessory. For only $9.99 you gat a trash bag that hangs from the belt to hold all of the cast offs.

You will get half of all my royalties for that suggestion.

[Alistair Hosie]

Only problem is we use both sides of the toilet paper in Scotland I suppose these could be dried then re-usedAlistair OH OH Now KING John will make a crude one aBOUT the scots and I was just getting to like his ludshiptoo.Alistair

[malbenbut]

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OH OH Now KING John will make a crude one aBOUT the scots

No need to, after all you have Rab C Nessbit to do that [an average Scotsman]
MBB

[Your Old Dog]

You should mount the roll on a belt -- it'd be more useful.

Reminds me of a line from a pretty hot secretary at Christmas time. One of the guys asked her if that was misseltoe tied to her lapel and she said, "No. If it was misseltoe I'd have tied it to my belt!" She was pretty popular !!

[Spin Doctor]

Only problem is we use both sides of the toilet paper in Scotland I suppose these could be dried then re-usedAlistair OH OH Now KING John will make a crude one aBOUT the scots and I was just getting to like his ludshiptoo.Alistair

You mean the Scots use TP. Who would of known. Of course in Zimbob'sway you could use the squares for bank notes