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    Heaven is Where:
    The Police are British,
    The Chefs are Italian,
    The Mechanics are German,
    The Lovers are French
    It's all organized by the Swiss.

    Hell is Where:
    The Police are German,
    The Chefs are British,
    The Mechanics are French,
    The Lovers are Swiss
    It's all organized by the Italians.
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  • #2
    I like that.
    It's only ink and paper


    • #3
      In the version I heard long ago I think the French and Italians were reversed, but it worked just as well. I told that joke to my first wife but for some reason, despite its aptness, she wasn't very pleased. She's Swiss.


      • #4
        If you add the Americans to the joke, it would be something like this:

        ...and the Americans to come in and break everything, then rebuild it 4x better but facing the wrong way...


        • #5
          We would sub it out to the Chinese now...


          • #6
            Courtesy of

            We like the moon
            coz it is close to us
            we like the moooon!
            but not as much as a spoon
            'cause that's more use for eating soup
            and a fork isn't very useful for that
            unless it has got many vegetables
            and then you might be better off with a
            unlike the moon
            it is up in the sky
            it's up there very high
            but not as high
            as maybe
            digibles or zeppelins
            or lightbulbs
            and maybe clouds
            and puffins also I think maybe
            they go quite high too
            maybe not as high as the moon
            coz the moon is very high
            we like the moon
            the moon is very useful everyone
            everybody like the moon
            because it light up the sky at night
            and it lovely
            and it makes the tide go and we like it
            but not as much as cheese
            we really like cheese
            we like zeppelins
            we really like them
            and we like kelp and we like moose
            and we like deer and we like marmots
            and we like all the fluffy animals
            we really like the moon


            • #7
              I have no idea what the other aspects of Hell will be like, but I can almost guarantee that the background sound will be small dogs barking furiously.

              Whenever I get the urge to do something bad, I imagine having to listen to a Chihauhau for eternity (actually, anything more than ten seconds would be pretty effective). That keeps me on the straight and narrow.

              Last edited by winchman; 03-03-2009, 01:35 PM.
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