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  • Corrollary to Murphey's Law:

    1. When you dispose of surplus (material -- tools etc.) even if you have held on to it for months or years and not needed or used it. “In a short time you will have to buy it back.”
    2. When you lose a tool the best way to find it is to buy a new one. The old one will show up rather quickly.

    Just a couple of things experience teaches you that schooling did not.
    Byron Boucher
    Burnet, TX

  • #2
    This is the purest Gospel Truth affirmed daily by human experience.

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    • #3
      It's Murphy Magic, you know.

      In our shop we often find misplaced items by looking around for them until frustration sets in. Then we shout to the others, "Has anybody seen the. . .?"

      Within moments, the cry comes back, "It's on your bench in front of you!"

      Interestingly, the lost item appears immediately in the predicted location.
      Cheers,

      Frank Ford
      HomeShopTech

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      • #4
        Your first one works perfectly well here.
        Had a spinnaker and pole here from an old boat I sold off, kept it in the rafters for years. Figured they were too small for my current boat and taking up space I needed. So I sold them off. Two weeks later I bought a boat without a spinnaker that they would have fit perfectly.
        Had a bucket full of short 2 to 4 inch aluminum angle cut-offs, sat under the bench for a year or so. Sent them out and the NEXT day I needed to buy aluminum angle to cut into 3" lengths for guide wheel mounts.

        Regarding Franks post, What I find really strange is sometimes I'll be working on something, set a tool or part down, then without moving from the bench go to pick it back up and can't find it anywhere.

        Ken.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kendall
          Regarding Franks post, What I find really strange is sometimes I'll be working on something, set a tool or part down, then without moving from the bench go to pick it back up and can't find it anywhere.

          Ken.
          So it's not just me then. Phew.

          Wife refers to it as "hyperspacing" her theroy is I put something down and it gets sucked into hyperspace and only reappears when it's energy level decays enough for it to reenter normal spacetime.


          ...either that she's pulling some kind of prank on me.
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          • #6
            women are no different....

            my wife calls me on the way home last night. Can't find the can opener. "I've looked everywhere" she says. "Behind the toaster oven?" I ask. She confirms, "everywhere." She says in a huff, "I'm going to buy another one and I'm not waiting till you get home so you can look for it." 1/2 hour later. after the trip to buy the can opener, I get another call. "Oops, I found the can opener behind the toaster oven." So, it happens to them too.
            gvasale

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Liger Zero
              So it's not just me then. Phew.

              Wife refers to it as "hyperspacing" her theroy is I put something down and it gets sucked into hyperspace and only reappears when it's energy level decays enough for it to reenter normal spacetime.


              ...either that she's pulling some kind of prank on me.
              She is telling you the straight scoop. Things that you can't find..have to slip to another dimension. You look and look...yet..cannot see it. So you go get another tool of the same description and magically it reappears. IT HAS TO...because we all know that you cannot have two objects occupy the same space at the same time. The original one is really there it is just that the reflected light from it is being redirected to a time around 1836. The part / piece is really there if you would just put your hand on it..you would feel it.. Problem is that you can only see it from 1836.

              This same thing happens from times in the future too. That is why we see freaks with purple hair and mohawks... They are from the future and their image is just being reflected to our time.

              Cheers
              Mac.

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              • #8
                Tools and parts have a way of dropping into an alternate universe.
                When I used to do a lot of carburetor work, I found myself losing things all of the time.
                One solution was to buy duplicate tools, that way, when one decided to disappear, you start using the other one, the original tool will reappear out of sheer jealousy.
                Same goes for parts....have a few extra clips and washers, and you'll never lose one again.
                No good deed goes unpunished.

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                • #9
                  I find it disgusting that my query is always found at the absolute place I look.
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                  It is true, there is nothing free about freedom, don't be so quick to give it away.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by gvasale
                    my wife calls me on the way home last night. Can't find the can opener. "I've looked everywhere" she says. "Behind the toaster oven?" I ask. She confirms, "everywhere." She says in a huff, "I'm going to buy another one and I'm not waiting till you get home so you can look for it." 1/2 hour later. after the trip to buy the can opener, I get another call. "Oops, I found the can opener behind the toaster oven." So, it happens to them too.
                    My wife is a teachers aide. When one of the women misplaces something in the class room they will look down at their crotch and proclaim " Oh no! I'm growing one". I told her to tell the others "yea, and you know what you can do with it if you expect me to spend my day looking for your stuff !" No sense of humor
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                    Thank you to our families of soldiers, many of whom have given so much more then the rest of us for the Freedom we enjoy.

                    It is true, there is nothing free about freedom, don't be so quick to give it away.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Liger Zero
                      So it's not just me then. Phew.

                      Wife refers to it as "hyperspacing" her theroy is I put something down and it gets sucked into hyperspace and only reappears when it's energy level decays enough for it to reenter normal spacetime.
                      I believe it. It's the only explanation for things that vanish off the bench. Recently, it was a 25' rule and the other day it was a gate valve. Picked valve up, put it down, walked 15' and back - gone. WTH... Went and got coffee, return, hey it's back.

                      The "you'll need it as soon as you release it" is why there is so much stuff around here. Drives my wife nuts. But when something goes *boink* and I come up with a replacement or repair materials, it's "how about that".
                      Chris
                      Merkel, Tx
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                      • #12
                        Frank, your items have been beamed up to the Mothership. Often, when we miss them ( tho not always) they tune into our 'probes', and wishing to avoid questions such as " I just had that......." they then beam them back down, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. This causes the normal human reaction of "senior moment", or whatever. They do not wish to call attention to themselves. Occasionally, they will transport the objects back into coffee cans, tupperware containers, pockets, ect, just to keep things interesting, but only after examination is completed.

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                        • #13
                          Time-Space

                          Gee, we all seem dogged by the same time-space demons!! Little buggers do this to mess with your confidence and your wallet IMHO!!

                          KenL

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                          • #14
                            O'Toole, (Murphy's buddy) had his own corollary to Murphy's Law. Stated simply:

                            Murphy was an optimist.
                            At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and extra parts.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Frank Ford
                              In our shop we often find misplaced items by looking around for them until frustration sets in. Then we shout to the others, "Has anybody seen the. . .?"

                              Within moments, the cry comes back, "It's on your bench in front of you!"

                              Interestingly, the lost item appears immediately in the predicted location.

                              Is there quiet chuckling after that response? What a bunch of guys!
                              Paul A.

                              Make it fit.
                              You can't win and there is a penalty for trying!

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