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    AutoCAD Monkey

    A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

    Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

    The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

    The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

    "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

    The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

    The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."

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    Being both a low tech draughstman, machinist, welder, slave, and a maker of unneeded things (artist), part time humorist, and child-holder (i.e. monkey enthusiast) thank you.

    -loose

    p.s. I had not heard that one. (Really, you could have just said, hey guys: Guess what....
    Engineer!)


    p.p.s Having noticed my thread killing talents, this may need future bumping. Seriously, thanks, that was funny.
    Last edited by loosewatches; 12-13-2009, 03:10 AM.

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